User blog:Lord Regent Iceberg/An average PvP invasion for me

So I'm walking along minding my business. Then I get invaded. I run to a spot we can fight in. I see him and he sees me. I see what weapon he's using and I chuckle as I pull out my +5 Hollowslayer Greatsword. We bow, then we roll around a bit. He tries to hit me, but I got them i-frames. I do a simple R1 attack, and it takes away a quarter of his health. He panic rolls away and heals. I laugh as I walk towards him. He may manage to get some hits on me, but I heal too! The fool thinks he can out-damage me. Poise may not work unless you're fucking Legend and use actual tumors to fight, but I can easily out-damage him. I may not be able to take a hit, but I can fucking dish one. I can usually get two hits in before they roll away. But maaaaan, those two hits hurt. When I finally finish his ass off, I run back to the bonfire because goddammit I used too much estus.