User blog:Dr3amyDr3amyWa1fu NODD/Little Miss Jocelyn YanSim script: Osana Najimi babysits children

Cast

 * Osana Najimi as Gladys Kingston
 * Hayato Haruki as Josh Kingston (Gladys' Nephew)
 * Midori Gurin as Gladys' Niece
 * Tsun Dere as Gladys' sister
 * Senpai as Linton Rement (Mentioned)

Script
Tsun Dere: Come on, Help me tidy up!! Pick up your toys!! Your Auntie Osana will be here in a minute.

Midori Gurin: Auntie Osana likes me.

Hayato Haruki: Well she gives me sweets and money.

Tsun Dere: Oh stop teasing her!! You must remember to be nice to your Auntie because Auntie Osana is very sad at the moment.

Midori Gurin: Why?

Tsun Dere: Well sometimes, Moms and Dads don't like each other so they have to live in separate houses.

(The doorbell rings)

Tsun Dere: She's here, and remember don't mention Uncle Taro, because that makes Auntie Osana Very very sad.

(Tsun opens the door for Osana)

Tsun Dere: Hi Osanaaaaa!! Come in. Oh sorry about the mess. How are ya?

Osana: Oh oh so so you know, I take it as it comes. Anyway, it's nice to get out the house.

Tsun Dere: Oh yeah and thanks for this, I know things could've been bit awkward after everything that's happened but, I mean you're still their Auntie.

Osana: Yeah, everything's going to be fine. I'm really, moving on with me life.

Tsun Dere: Good!! You deserve it.

Osana: What'd say?

Tsun Dere: I said you deserve it!!

Osana: Oh, I thought you said that I should CUT OFF THESE BALLS!!!

Tsun Dere: I didn't say that. Are you sure you're alright?

Osana: Oh yes, I'm peachy. Now!! Where's me favourite little Niece? Ha ha

(Osana hugs Midori)

Osana: Oh, how old you is now?

Midori: 8!!

Osana: So innocent and pure, and one day, a man will mess you up, UNLESS YA KILL HIM FIRST!!!!

Tsun Dere: Take no notice darling it's just an Auntie Osana joke. Come and say hello Hayato.

Osana: No no he's alright over there. Well everything will be fine just go.

Tsun Dere: Okay (Kisses Midori, and fails to kiss Hayato)

Osana: Yeah yeah go that's it yes yes. Bye!!

Tsun Dere: Bye!!

Osana: '''RIGHT!! We are gonna play a game, it's called GO TO YA ROOM!!! '''No no you can stay here with me. (To Midori)

Hayato: But I'm hungry.

Osana: Shut your mouth Shut your breath Shut your stinking beak!! Your not a fool!! Eating is for spoilt children, in Jamaica, we only used to eat at 3 occasions, Birthdays, Christmas, and as a last request before execution!!

Hayato: But Auntie Osana!!

Osana: And I am not your Auntie anymore, I look like I can be related to you, ya little Pimp!!! Now!! There must be, some Alchohol, in this rotted place!!

Hayato: My dad says you're an Alcoholic, and that's why Uncle Taro doesn't like you.

(Osana gets into confusion)

Osana: Uncle Taro can '''KISS ME RASS!!!!!!!!! '''You okay darling? You want something to eat you beautiful clever girl. (To Midori) WHAT!! You doing!? I thought I told you to go to bed!! (To Hayato)

Hayato: I'm getting my Gameboy.

Osana: Gameboy!? Life, is not a game, '''BWOI!!!!!! '''It's something that happens before you die, so who wants to die!? Now, shut your beak!! And go to sleep!!

(Hayato ignores Osana's command)

Osana: DA ME SAY SLEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!

(Hayato walks to his room)

(Osana sings, and then offers Midori some alcohol)

Osana: Wanna drink?

(Midori looks at Osana with a serious stare, Osana drinks anyway)

-Dr3amyDr3amyImm0rta1 608 (Jashin E.)