Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-30959184-20161218011557/@comment-30221305-20161218042506

Fine, serious RP it is.

Shitdamn was walking around the forests, trying to find that shiny Magikarp he dreamed of. He searched across lakes, ponds, puddles, trees, dirt. Everywhere. Shitdamn then stepped on a twig. It cracked, and Shitdamn heard rustling.

Turning around, almost a perfect 180, Shitdamn could see absolutely nothing. It was then that red appeared out of a bush. Crawling out of the bush was green, yellow, and then...

A wild Caterpie appeared!

Shitdamn sent out Fuckyall the Litten, who purred once seeing Shitdamn, and then got into a cool battle stance. "Litten, use Ember!" Litten sent small flames at the Caterpie, but it just ducked, avoiding it. The Caterpie then used String Shot, making it so it's scientifically impossible for it to move, possibly even fucking breathe. Litten tried to break out but the webs, which were considered godmod in Fuckyall's book, were too straining. It was then that the Caterpie Tackled the poor thing several times. Fuckyall cried and cried. Shitdamn did not consider this animal abuse.

"You know what, fuck it. Go, Poke Ball!" Shitdamn sent the Poke Ball at Caterpie. Once... twice... three times... caught!

"I'll call you Adam Sandler, because you're pathetic."