User blog:KoolKoopaGirl/Roleplaying Guide

Hey, everybody, KoolKoopaGirl here, and- AUUURGH! *pow* *whack* *smash* *thud*

'''Hello, people! I'm TOTALLY KoolKoopaGirl, and DEFINITELY not Merritt Brenton! And I'm here to provide a guide for new roleplayers!'''

'''The world of roleplaying is a hectic place, filled to the brim with three-dimensional characters, well-thought out backstories, and many flaws that are actual flaws. The horror! That's why I'm here - to provide you with a tried and true guide of how to roleplay better than anyone else you know!'''

Mistakes you can use and abuse
1. Grammar

'''The college student in all of us wants to spell every word perfectly. Ignore the college student! Some people want good grammar, butt if u tak liek dis, you're bound to impress everyone you see!'''

2. Godmodding

'''Make sure you control every character in the Roleplay, even if the character isn't yours! Like, say, you control Bob, and your fellow RP-er, TwinkleToes347, is controlling Alice. They're in a room, locked in a fistfight. Have Bob punch Alice into submission, and then Alice will plead for mercy even though she's under Twinkle's control! Genius, right?'''

3. Mary Sue's

'''Of COURSE you'll use a Mary Sue! It's tradition! Everyone will love you for it! I can't claim to be able to tell you how to make a Mary Sue, but I CAN give you a sample of the Sue life!'''

'''Let's assume Mary Sue is fighting Carol in a hedge maze. Mary Sue will dodge all of Carol's attacks, and then knock Carol out with a single punch. Then, because of her pacifistic nature, Mary Sue will ask Carol to join their cause, and despite Carol's creator saying that she's working for the enemy and will never fight against him, Carol will happily agree.'''

Isn't the Sue life lovely?

On The Subject of Roleplay Rules
'''Ignore them! Rules were meant to be broken!'''

Conclusion
'''Well, hopefully this basic guide will help you learn roleplaying at its finest! And be sure to check out future guides, so that you can learn to ruin even more roleplays! Hope to see you s-'''

'''Hey! Why are you standing up! I told you to stay down! Wait, what are you doing with that lamp? Why are you raising it above- Oh god. NO NO NO NO NO-''' *BAM*

Sorry, everyone. We had a technical error. Please do not refer to the above guide when beginning your adventure into the roleplaying world.

Anyway, I'm going to take a nap. Goodbye!