User blog:Chariot Dude/Chariot Dude Law firm

Yes, I'm now this wiki's official lawyer. Who says? I do! I'm the best lawyer. Even better than the lawyer that gave Deborah full custody of the kids! If you want someone to be yelled at, but don't want to do the yelling, hire me. Because that's what I do. I specialize in the following cases:
 * Unlawful use of memes
 * Illegal distribution of counterfeit pokemon cards
 * Shitty game developers
 * Stating the definiton of harrassment
 * Going on someones wall to post a tasteful photograph of corn