Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-24651308-20170314201849

We have alot of probelms with staff, biased staff, unactive staff, staff that are "too nice", probably alot more too but i've come up with a solution thats sure to 100% work. We fuse all of our staff into one big user, who will have the qualities of our greatest staff and have a balanced view on every user and yanderedev. They will deeply care for the wiki and protect it with their soul(s), every troll and vandal would be scared off by them as theyre a giant force of justice, but when caring and working with our users, they will be all soft and squishy and caring like a giant momma chicken and we're her baby chicks. They would have perfect grammar and knowledge on wikia. The only cons i'd see is that they would isntantly unfuse but we can just force ourselves together for the sake of the wiki.

Support or you don't care >:( 