Talk:Eisuke Major/@comment-26684445-20170618220958

Cyborg jesus rises from the grave, only to pull out a name your price tool from his pocket. he puts it against his temple and whisphers to the wind... "perh...soh...nah...." and pulls the trigger. he names his price a "0 bce." he starts yelling for maybe no reason.

Suddenly, all of a sudden, a woman in a white apron with brown hair and red lips is summoned from the sea of cybborg jesuses soul. "I am thou, thou art me, i am thee except after c and sometimes y" she says. "i am Flo from Progressive, master of all prices." She immediately begins selling the world around her, before from her head crawls Ewan McGreggor, in his Obi Wan costume. He begins lightsabering everything.