Waifu Wars

The Waifu Wars started and ended on the same day, when nuclear weapons were launched by all the nuclear-capable nations of the Yandere Simulator: Indignation world. The exchange lasted for approximately two hours, according to most survivors' accounts. Once the last atomic bomb and nuclear warhead had fallen, the world fell into the deep darkness of a nuclear holocaust, resulting in the majority of human civilization crumbling across the planet. In the decades that followed, what was once the territory of Japan gave birth to the treacherous and unforgiving wastelands loathed by the people now residing in the lands of the former country.

Causes
The geopolitical situation that led to the outbreak of the long-feared global nuclear war was prompted primarily by President Donald Trump tweeting "Asuna is the best SAO waifu, all the others suck ass." While he lost a large portion of his supporters based on the fact that they thought there were other, better SAO waifus, several previously anti-Trump supporters began to back him based on the fact that they shared the same best girl. The United States' two-party political system fell apart overnight, and labels such as "Democrat" and "Republican" lost meaning. Tensions within the country were all related to an individual's waifu. State borders were redrawn based on the most popular waifus within the region. (WIP)