User blog comment:Demonic BB/Ask Xavier!/@comment-26537094-20161220213750/@comment-26187158-20161220213940

Xavier: What? No, I'm not. In fact, I'd rather have a puppy. If I wanted sex, I'd to them in the butt. Otherwise, you get a baby. And babies are just automatic alarms. No thank you, I'd rather have my sleep.

Edgy Xavier: What he said, but more edgy.