User blog:BubbleTears/i'm sorry mother

AU where everything's the same except Rui swears like a fucking sailor, thanks

"Rui, you look great today!" "T-that's.. a fucking l-lie...."

[Nobue is being stabbed] "HOLY MOTHERFUCKING COCKTEASE WHAT THE SHITDICK"

"I'm.. as u-useful.. as a damn rock.."

[Finding a weapon] "W-what the f-frick frack diddly d-dack knick k-knack paddy wack g-give a dog a bone fucking fuck i-is that?"

"P-pissbiscuit!"

"Shit..cricket..!"

"F-fucking stop.. please!"

I'm all for sad child cussing constantly