User blog:Demonic BB/We Are Number One, but with Yanderes

We Are Yanderes, performed by Yandere-chan, Nemesis-chan and...two other yanderes-in-training.

Ayano: Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be Yanderes!

#beginning#

(Woo!)

''We Are Yanderes! (Woo!)''

We Are Yanderes!

Ayano: Now pay attention!

You gotta get involved in chivalry,

to get that special one at Akademi!

You gotta follow my commands with haste, you see.

So, quick like a mouse, hide in that tree!

Ayano: Go, go, go, hurry!

They quickly climb up and hide in a tree, over Osana.

Think light like a feather, and never fear,

They don't even know we're here...

CREAK

The tree begins to fall.

Ayano: Oh shit, OH, AAAAAH!

Yandere-chan gathers the equipment required for the kidnapping method.

''We Are Yanderes! (Woo!)''

Yandere-chan lures Osana into the storage room and drugs her before stuffing her into the box.

We Are Yanderes!

Humorous montage of them actually kidnapping Osana, then they move onto the next rival, Amai.

We Are Yanderes!

Ayano: O ho ho!

Now look at this bucket,

filled up with water.

When I say thrill

be ready to spill!

THRILL!

They lose their balance and cover Yandere-chan with water.

Ayano: SPILL IT ON HER, NOT ME! Ugh, I've got one more idea.

They run to the kitchen and leave a mess of ketchup.

Now, watch, she'll slip,

and hit her head.

And, with any luck,

she'll be dead!

Ayano: Fu hu hu!

The two yanderes-in-training slip on the ketchup.

Ayano: *gasp* WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!

Meanwhile, in the basement, somebody forgot to tie Osana up properly.

(Woo!)

Osana gets herself free and runs out of the house, smashing a window open and crawling out.

(Insert dahs and doos here.)

We Are Yanderes!

'''She runs to the school to tell Senpai, but runs into Yandere-chan. Yandere-chan looks at her and says...'''

Ayano: Nobody is going to save you now!

What follows is a chase scene through some of the school.

''We Are Yanderes! (Woo!)''

'''The continuation of the chase, now on the rooftop. Osana sees Senpai at the fountain. To the stairs!'''

We Are Yanderes!

'''She runs down the stairs, the girls hot on her trail. Soon, she makes it to the fountain.'''

We Are Yanderes!

'''Osana quickly tells Senpai what happened. Then, the big confrontation. Ayano sees Senpai and he looks pissed. He shakes his head and walks away. Yandere-chan is now heartbroken.'''

We Are Yanderes!

We Are Yanderes!

Ayano: I'm gonna f*cking snap!

(WOOHOO!)

THE END!