Board Thread:Suggestions/@comment-28196483-20171027004806/@comment-28172979-20171028151636

Ahem. Dear Sir/Ma'am, I hope this message finds you in good health and in a prosperous condition to which you should listen to me, you're bitchy ass pal Pistacunt (trademark, copyright, retail). Hi, time for an introduction cause you haven't even been on this wiki for a week and you probably barely know me, unlike others of this wiki.

Hello, I'm PISTACHIOLORD. I'm your new favorite mini-admin after Vicks and I'm here to point out only everything that is wrong with your wonderful piece of art that you call a demotion thread. It's wonderful, truly wonderful to find out that someone who wants to demote a user on this wiki, claims that they are a good user even though they haven't read the rules. You know how I know that kid, in the beginning, and I think still to this date, there isn't even a goddamn fucking "qualify to vote" template. Unless someone was nice enough to put it there for you, that only proves that your interesting claims of being "a loyal yan dev worshiper and a great fan of yan sim" is bogus, or at least in your consideration here on this wiki. That is what I'm getting from your replies to the messages on this wonderful thread, at least.

Oh, are we sharing opinions now? Cause you wanna know something, my dear dude?

I fucking hate Yandere Dev and so does the majority of people on this wiki.

If you aren't alright with that and your little sack full of opinions thinks that we are in the wrong and you are in the right, feel free to leave this wiki at any time. I'm waiting, the door will always be open as it is to every other goddamn user on this wiki.

News flash, the majority of this wiki hates Yandere Dev. Don't bitch on me and say "bUt pIsTACuNT yAn DeV mAdE tHe GaME tHis WiKi IS mAde TO wOrshIp!!1!" Bullshit. Number 1, (IM A GIRL IN A WORLD IN WHICH MY ONLY JOB IS TO MARRY RICH, MY FATHER HAS NO SONS SO IM THE ONE WHO HAS TO SOCIAL CLIMB FOR ONE, IM THE OLDEST AND THE WITTIEST AND THE GOSSIP IN NEW YORK CITY IS INSIDIOUS AND ALEXANDER IS PENNILESS OO DOESNT MEAN I WANT HIM ANY LESS) unless you didn't know like I stated earlier that nearly everyone on this wiki hates that guy, it shouldn't even be a surprise. Question time! Why only demote Legend? As far as I'm concerned Porcy also dislikes Yan Dev, and Porcy is another admin on this wiki! (Porcy correct me if I'm wrong) Oh oh! And basically the entire majority of the staff hates Yan Fuck, myself included! So please demote me, I'll be waiting.

Number 2, (HES AFTER ME CAUSE IM A SCHUYLER SISTER THAT ELEVATES HIS STATUS ID HAVE TO BE NAIVE TO SET THAT ASIDE MAYBE THAT IS WHY I INTRODUCE HIM TO ELIZA NOW THATS HIS BRIDE NICE GOING ANGELICA HE WAS RIGHT YOU WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED) Yandere Ass is an overall shitty person. He supports pedophilia and has asked underaged girls for nudes as well as sexually harassing multiple people. You know what that counts as? THATS A FELONY, THAT BREAKS THE LAW, THATS ILLEGAL AND YOU SOMEHOW STILL SUPOORT THIS PIECE OF SHIT. But of course, he made my favorite game so I have to worship him and make a shrine dedicated to him! Now please, if you met a guy who tried to fucking get himself an underaged girl, would you be their friend? No. (Healthy advice, if someone tries to rape you, tell them your HIV positive.) The proof is everywhere, kid. Look it up.

Is Yandere Shit a staff member of this wiki? No! Ha ha! This wiki belongs to Desert Fokxtrot and doesn't belong to that asshole, may I remind you. It never has and never will. Therefore, there is no need to demote him and if you want to continue to suck Yandere Duck's dick, please move on to Boogie Boi's wiki, where that is in fact, the only true purpose of that wiki's existence.

News flash part 2, coming to you from CNN who finally took a break from talking about the tramp stamp! You spent and put forth absolutely zero effort to make this demotion thread. Maybe if you really really cared, you would have put forth more effort into this demotion thread instead of typing up three sentences and linking to outdated information! You didn't even spell Legend's name right! That honestly proves you didn't even try to make this demotion thread, basically that shows you honestly don't care if he's demoted or not and when you end up standing up and saying "OWO BUT NANI (insert user) YOU ARE WRONG AND OUR LORD AND SAVIOR LEGEND IS A BAD BAD BOI SPANK" only makes you look plain out bad.

I'd actually like to say that Legend actually does his job. He isn't as active as he used to be due to personal reasons I think, but other than that, he does his job! And he does it well! He tries to come on and clearly spends time working on the wiki. I've noted that he promotes users and deletes pages, as well as other things that important and good admins should do. There is no fucking reason that he should be demoted, other than your selfish needs that basically show that all you care about is Yan Dev's wonderful dick and are now his bodyguard for life.

Yan Dev works tirelessly for the game we all love? HAH. Sucks to be you sport but I dislike Yandere Simulator and all of its concept right now! WELCOME TO STEREOTYPING! You can't just say that because these people are in this fanon wiki for the game, we all love it. Don't jump to conclusions, kid. Just so you know, Yandere Fuck said in the beginning of last October, that it would take him one month to finish Osana, and after doing the research, I realized that was true if he spent 4 days a week working from dusk till evening with a select few coffee breaks. But you know what year it is? It's October 28, 2017. You know when Yan Fuck said that? October 1, 2016. Huh. What went wrong? I'll tell you what went wrong! Yan Fuck got off task by making random ass streams and adding weird ass and unneeded objects and other shit into the game and at this rate, I'm quoting him here, he said that Osana will be out in early February That's one whole fucking year of delaying and procrastinating And he barely does shit! He has tens of employees working to do this fucking shit and when he does shit, it's very brief! Who makes the hair meshes? Not Yan Fuck. Who makes the animation? Not Yan Fuck. So who's spending time on this game? Like 1/8 of the work is made by Yan Fuck and the other 7/8 are not made by him.

Um, kid, there are like, what, under 10 people who are actually above 18 on this wiki. So you're basically calling out an immature teenager, which I bet you are or was one too, for yelling at this 30-year-old man for sexual harassment and pedophilia, WHICH VIOLATES AND BREAKS THE LAW and being a lazy ass fuck. Oh dear god. Have you ever actually noticed that? Probably didn't, you wouldn't have made it then.

In all honesty, I don't ever think I would ever support your nice little demotion thread thing. Maybe if Legend was an asshole, but news flash, he isn't and actually does his job. Maybe you should have done more research before making this excuse of a demotion thread. As a user of this wiki for over a year, I've met most of the people here. I've seen them change and in all honesty, I deserve a demotion thread more than Legend really does. But Legend shouldn't be demoted over such a shitty reason as disobeying your wonderful shrine.

Sorry if I have come out rude in any way, this wasn't my intention. But maybe next time you should do your research and wait awhile before making a demotion thread about someone you just met. Making a demotion thread because an immature teenager(like all of us) calls out a 30-year-old grown man for being a criminal is the shitiest reason out there, my dude.

'And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I oppose. '

~Until next time, PistachioLord