Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26919152-20160926103153

Well since all the current methods of rp are shit, those being: Forums, Chat, Discord etc, I suggest we use a new and improved method.

I suggest we change our rp method to carrier pigeons.

Now I know what you're thinking,

"Oh Berru, this method is so high-tech!"

"Why pigeons? Why not seagulls?!"

"Are they compatible with Windows 98?!"

and I can answer it all.

You see the benefits of this method far outweigh the disadvantages:


 * Carrier pigeons are back from the future of 1150.
 * Seagulls are all well and good but there's one thing that makes them a bad method for chat rp. Seagulls are very intelligent animals, far smarter than ourselves. Exposing such creatures to such concentrated stupidity can be very dangerous and at times deadly. So for the well-being of the seagulls we must refrain from using them.
 * It's instant messaging and compatible with Windows 98.
 * It has a 5 star review on eBay.
 * Pigeons are high quality messengers and come in many colours and styles. Here's a description by Apple:

'''Everything you love is now even better with carrier pigeons, our biggest release yet. Express yourself in bold new ways in paper. Find your route with the beautifully redesigned OCs. And relive outdated memes like never before in morse code. - Steve Jobs (probably)'''

 