Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-31628320-20170106135648

So i went to maccas one day cuz i was hungry what did you think i was fuckin gae el oh el and there was this lady she looked 20 but HOLY SHIT she had a rockin bod and she says "welcum to macdernalds what kin ahh git fer ya" (she was rlly texan btw) and i say the following:

I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

and she laughed and gave me a free big mac meal and i was like "FUCK YEH SHE DIGS ME BOIIIZ"

Next day i do the same thing, only this time i said the following:

I'll have two number cheese's, a number cheese large, a number cheese with extra cheese, a number cheese, two number cheese's, one with CHEESE, and a large cheese soda.

and do u fukin know what they did?

DO U FUKIN KNOW WHAT THEY DID?

THEY GAVE ME THE FOLLOWING:

- A slice of cheese in the bag

- A slice of cheese inbetween two burger buns

- A rolled up piece of cheese with a singular frozen fry in it in the fries cup

- A slice of cheese in a macca's cup

- A slice of cheese in a plastic Happy meal toy bag thing

This a FUKIN DISGRACE MATE

So i went up to the counter 10 minutes later an said

"Scuse me nice lady ya got a nice rack and WHY THE FUCK IS THE FRENCH FRY FROZEN"

they kicked me out for a week

But i got the texan girls number

So im the real winnr here

Oh yeah theres something else i'm supposed to tell you

I'm back on the wiki boiz

Oh thats what this forum was about but i told u my story prtty crazy right 