Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-24947676-20160519090730/@comment-24947676-20160521063348

That didn't kill them because they're immune to everything, so they squealed in delight.

"OMG THAT WAS AWESOME SO COOL" The zombies said.

Crystal, having nothing to fear from the zombies since they're harmless unless triggered, decided to quietly browse AO3 looking for decent Undertale fanfics.

Here is the screen she is viewing, which sorts the fanfics based on the highest level of kudos, which seem to dictate how good a fanfic is or something: WOOO SCREEEEENS (look at the fanfic with the most kudos and you'll see why crystal will be ranting in this next paragraph)

"WHAAAAATTT THE FUUUCK FANDOM WHY THE FUCK IS THIS MARY SUE GARBAGE ON THE TOP OF THE PAGE AND WHY DOES IT HAVE ONE-HUNDRED-AND-FIFTY-THREE CHAPTERS AND WHY IS IT STILL ONGOING AND WHY AND HOW THE FUCK DID IT BEAT FINAGLC WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK FANDOM I AM DISAPPOINTED IN YOU I HAVE OFFICIALLY LOST HOPE IN HUMANITY" Crystal said, flipping the nearest table.