Board Thread:Announcements of the Fanon Wiki/@comment-27394615-20151025213410/@comment-26187158-20151026062539

All of you, hush. I got this.

Cookie. Don't commit suicide. Every cloud has a silver lining. Your cloud is just late. But eventually, you will get lucky.

Cookie, you're great fun. You're kind. You're sweet. You're funny. And, well, if you don't kill yourself...I'll be your best friend. The bestest friend you'll ever have. Heck, I could even say I have a crush on you. In a friendly way. You said you always wanted to go to Japan. Why are you killing yourself before that?