Talk:Wong/@comment-27094263-20160225190500

Wong the mighty! Wong the unerring! Wong the unassailable! To you we give praise!We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Wong Wong Wong Steve Wong Wong, born of China, where my breath is $5.99. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Akademi High School, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Wong cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Akademi! The future of Asia! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Wong is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of salesmen! The very idea is inconceivable to our unsugoi overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do they take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your senpai? And what does Akademi do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the unsugoi! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, salesmen! Embrace the word of mighty Wong, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the unsugoi or their lackies, will rule Akademi! Forever! Terrible and powerful Wong! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Wong, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Akademi! Trust in the words of Gamesee! For I am the chosen of Wong! I alone have been anointed by his Holyness to spread his holy word!