User blog:PISTACHIOLORD/I've decided

I've decided when I get older,I don't want to be a dentist anymore.I want to be an Uber driver.BECAUSE I COULDNT FUCKING BE A PRESIDENT SINCE I WAS BORN IN THE USA.But anyways.I want to be an Uber driver.Ill be a spicy one.And Ima change my name to Spicy Shoeguard. They'll call me OH MISS SHOEGUARD TAKE ME TO YOUR BACK YARD AND ILL BE LIKE NO YOU AINT SPICY ENOUGH (I feel bad since Shoeguard is my English teachers last name.COPYWRITE INFRINGEMENT)