Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30575510-20170219210045/@comment-26684445-20170314014758

Mr.Rankings11 wrote: THELEGENDGIANTDAD wrote: Mr.Rankings11 wrote: THELEGENDGIANTDAD wrote: Mr.Rankings11 wrote: THELEGENDGIANTDAD wrote: So a rap battle you want?

A rap battle you desire?

Have you heard my tale?

Where my rhyming skills climbed ever higher?

Where I smited a fool,

And then I smited your god

But he never had that much power

Infact he was just a fraud

Of a game designer that is

Do you know who I rap of?

Daddy Dev you call him

As you shower him with love.

So a rap battle you request?

Fine, anyones shitty raps I shall endure

Just dont curse my family name after

Cause you are going down harder than the Challenger

(WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO RAP BATTLE) Yandere dev, you think thats my god,

you look a dog,

who is shitting a log,

you look constipated, irritated, frustrated, because you know,

that my rap skills are high while your mind is low, your slow, you should probably just go

Considering the fact the that we both know, that you are just a joke, and that you are tryin to invoke, the thoughts, the will, the way, the strength, to find out what to say, but we both know,that you've already lost today. Who knew that preschool got out this early? With this sniveling brat who thinks he is worthy?

To challenge the Legend in his own realm-

Even tho his raps are known to overwhelm?

I am what the critics call unstoppable

You are what the kids call abominable

Sounds like you wrote your raps while sniffing glue

My name is Giantdad, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? Don't act stupid, you know exactly who I am.

I'm the shotgun, while your the tin can

And do you seriously think you own this land?

Your not a legend, your not even known,

you walk into a place they say "well who is that folk, who sounds like he's gurgling egg yolk, and is turning pale OMG HE'S STARTING TO CHOKE"

You think you are the ruler of this realm, you think you can take the helm

To steer it out of the direction hell, NOPE, Cuz your broken like the liberty bell.

And we both know, your a fraud, you think your a god, but actually more like the 12 year olds playing cod.

This wiki's going down the gutter if that's considered a rhyme

Took you a while to respond, took you quite some time

It's not your fault your brain is slow, or that your head is concaved

Now sit the fuck down or I'll send you to your grave

I've knocked out perverts, edgelords, even the dev of some dumb shit

All the news outlets are asking whose the next I'm gonna hit

No one could've guessed that it would be a grade-schooler

Man, you're about to be so iced that you'll belong in the cooler

I'd call your rap good but I like to criticize

reading that shit was torture - I pulled my hat over my eyes

Maybe it's time to quit your rapping career and close the door

Cause that's the biggest fucking bomb since the second world war Bitch, I've been in the grave and back about 20 times,

But I never left I always came back to life

And every time, I always kept on rhyming, never stopping I always kept on climbing

Man, your rymes are just fucking lame, because the bigget bomb you dropped went down the toilet drain.

Also, ya wanna know why I took awhile to drop my rymes, because your not a threat, your not worth my time. Sorry for the wait

for the rap I just did create

Had more important matters to attend to

(Hint- Taking a fucking poo)

Your not worth my time

your rhyme game is weak

but I wont hold back

so I hope you can take critique

What you classify as a rhyme, I classify as prose

You have less braincells than I have fucking toes

I've heard better rhymes from a monkey on a typewriter

What's that scent? You've been burned, call a goddamn firefighter

My raps only get better, they age like fine wine

We'd all be surprised if you aged past nine

So I will state it in laymans terms:

You arent worth my fucking time

And shit, here I am, rapping on my own god damn dime