Chariot Dude's Fanon

Chariot Dude's fanon is literally just a carbon copy of the canon, in every way. The only minor difference is that it is explained in a way that people actually understand, and some form of entertainment can be gleamed from the idea that someone thought of this.

Story
There once was an emotionless robot named Yandere Love Death, for no fucking reason other than her parents are assholes. She could feel nothing, because she was a literal deviantart anime girl base with a black ponytail and giant tits. One day, she saw the most average looking fuckboy imaginable, and her panties got wet. She could finally feel shit, apparently. But, she never left her 13-year-old emo phase, so she decided that she had to kill everyone that interacts with fuckboy mcselfinsert.

Brother town
Brother town is just a fucking town and it's in japan and no one thought twice when they named it (via google translate, of course)

Academy, but in japanese, high school
Academy high school is a high school named like a college where everyone dresses like middle schoolers and think like gradeschoolers in brother town. For some reason, they make all of their students, who are underage, wear middle school uniforms, except, instead of skirts, they wear tattered panties. No one cares that people get murdered there, not the students, not the teachers, hell, not even the government. Everyone who goes there is an idiot.

Yandere Love Death's house
it's a fucking house, outfitted with an average Japanese torture basement™, for all of your edgy anime needs.

Sister town
no one thinks when they name these places

Differences from Canon
n/a

Yandere Love Death
Yandere Love Death is a robot who got horny when she saw kirito from sao. thats all

(Insert noun or adjective related to character)-Chan
she's edgy and she's smart for no fucking reason, also she loves selling child porn. thats all.

Generic Self-insert Fuckhat with less of a personality than a brick
If someone he's known for his whole life makes one fucking mistake, he'll make a callout post and never speak to them ever again

Childhood friend
Childhood friend is the childhood friend of Kirito from sao, her personality is that she screams at people. Some would call her a "Tsundere," but those people also probably would ask to be called "oni-chan" when they have sex, if they ever do.

Sweet Gentle
would you like my mcnuggies

Snob Snob
She's snobby

Occult
She wants to summon a demon, also she is edgy. Thats all the paper says. Dont look at me that way, im just transcribing what he writes, ok?

Athlete
She likes to run

Innocent
contrary to popular belief, she's not innocent, cause she wants to fuck a child. Proud owner of a halloween "Sexy-Nurse" costume.

Indecent
She wants to fuck little boys, no one is ok with that. Goes to the same costume shop as Innocent.

Frightening
I'm scary and I'm a delinquent, for some reason delinquents are allowed at this fucking school

Incest
She wants to fuck her brother. Except wait no she doesn't, now that people are angry. But she totally does, right guys? Hahaha... ha. She wants to fuck her brother, straight up.

Goddess The Best
what the fuck is up with her name, who the fuck is naming these characters, a 30 year old "lolicon" shut-in who survives on instant-noodles, not cause he is poor but because it is "Japane-" oh wait.

Yui Rio
Soulless vessel #1

Yuna Hina
Soulless vessel #2

Koharu Hinata
Soulless vessel #3

Mei Mio
Soulless vessel #4

Saki Miyu
Soulless vessel #5

Kokona Haruka
Soulless vessel #6

Haruto Yuto
Soulless vessel #7

Sota Yuki
Soulless vessel #8

Hayato Haruki
Soulless vessel #9

Ryusei Koki
Soulless vessel #10

Sora Sosuke
Soulless vessel #11

Riku Soma
Soulless vessel #12

Budo Master
everyone wants to fuck him for some reason or other

Journeyman
who?

Skilled
he isn't very skilled.

Apprentice
they all have stupid names

Shit
I like her orange hair, I like orange hair.

Occultism
ugh... it's not a phase, mom

Supernatural
ugh... it's not a phase, mom

Paranormal
ugh... it's not a phase, mom

Black Magic
ugh... it's not a phase, mom

Dark Arts
ugh... it's not a phase, mom

Peepee
She has pink hair and lots of people want to fuck her. Not a real gamer, all she plays is obnoxious rhythm games.

Spikey haired fuck
Look at his bandana. Don't you just wanna punch him in the face? Fuck him, he looks like a dick.

Self-Insert's human fleshlight
Some 30 year old reAALLY couldn't stop thinking about fucking a kid, so, here she is

Green Green
she's green

That one girl from that anime
wait, that describes 13534% of the characters

Succ
shES A SUCCubu s an d shE GOES TO HiGH SChool

Fucc
SHE's noT A VamPIRe I swEAR

Daughter Loanshark
Ok, so, I know this is gonna be hard to believe, but, she's the daughter of a loanshark, and she talks like a 3 year old