Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-27349558-20170102213554/@comment-30221305-20170102220115

My name is worthless, for there is no one to say it to. I ran after the screen like Robin did in that one TTG episode. I was nearly killed by a shadow sword user, but I hung onto my Focus Sash and I used my Super Ultimate Big Bang Destruction of the Universe Beerus Kamehameha Rasengan and barely managed to kill the shadow sword user.

I went to a hospital to clean my cuts. While I self-treated myself, I ate Chicken McNuggets. However, the McNuggets were poisoned by Boobs McKenzie herself. I choked and choked, but I inhaled rat poison and vomited out the McNuggets. To this day, I can't eat McNuggets without having fries with them.

I encountered Youngster Joey after that. He sent out a giant Rattata, who tried to bite me and kill me and destroy me, but I dodged it with my demon shadow gem powers and killed Joey's house, making him die forever for life.

I am still trying to get out of here, but how? Soon I will return to Florida and reunite with my redneck family.

Someday.

I will reunite with my family.

For I...

am a Super Saiyan.