Thread:Redandsymmetry/@comment-28172979-20170108012230

Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates

The fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun

And the whole clan gathers round and gifts and laughter do abound

And we let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song

Happy Birthday

Now you're one year older

Happy Birthday

Your life still isn't over

Happy Birthday

You did not accomplish muc h

But you didn't die this year

I guess that's good enough

So let's drink to your fading health and hope you don't remind yourself

Your chances of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year

Does it feel like you're doing laps and eating food and taking naps

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:verdana;font-size:12px;font-weight:normal;">And hoping that some day perhaps your life will hold some cheer

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:verdana;font-size:12px;font-weight:normal;">Happy Birthday

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:verdana;font-size:12px;font-weight:normal;">What have you done that matters?

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:verdana;font-size:12px;font-weight:normal;">Happy Birthday

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:verdana;font-size:12px;font-weight:normal;">You're starting to get fatter

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:verdana;font-size:12px;font-weight:normal;">Happy Birthday

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:verdana;font-size:12px;font-weight:normal;">It's downhill from now on

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:verdana;font-size:12px;font-weight:normal;">Try not to remind yourself

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:verdana;font-size:12px;font-weight:normal;">Your best years are all gone

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:verdana;font-size:12px;font-weight:normal;">If cryogenics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:verdana;font-size:12px;font-weight:normal;">And live for all eternity inside a block of ice

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:verdana;font-size:12px;font-weight:normal;">But instead your time is set this is the only life yo <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:verdana;font-size:12px;font-weight:normal;">u get

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:verdana;font-size:12px;font-weight:normal;">And though it hasn't ended yet sometimes you wish it might

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:verdana;font-size:12px;font-weight:normal;">Happy Birthday

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:verdana;font-size:12px;font-weight:normal;">You wish you had more money

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:verdana;font-size:12px;font-weight:normal;">Happy Birthday

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:verdana;font-size:12px;font-weight:normal;">Your life's so sad it's funny

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:verdana;font-size:12px;font-weight:normal;">Happy Birthday

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:verdana;font-size:12px;font-weight:normal;">How much more can you take

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:verdana;font-size:12px;font-weight:normal;">But your friends are hungry

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:verdana;font-size:12px;font-weight:normal;">So just cut the stupid cake

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:verdana;font-size:12px;font-weight:normal;">Happy Birthday

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:verdana;font-size:12px;font-weight:normal;"> <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:verdana;font-size:12px;font-weight:normal;">Happy Birthday

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:verdana;font-size:12px;font-weight:normal;"> <span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:verdana;font-size:12px;font-weight:normal;">Happy Birthday

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:verdana;font-size:12px;font-weight:normal;">Dear Red

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