User blog:Dr3amyDr3amyWa1fu NODD/Little Miss Jocelyn YanSim script: Pippi Osu tells kids to stay out of trouble…

Cast

 * Pippi Osu as Lisa Rogers
 * Ryuto Ippongo as Sergeant
 * Random characters as Slang kids

Script
Ryuto Ippongo: Now, before we go any further, can any of you speak Straight English?

Slang boy: What ya dealin'

Slang girl 1: Innit dou!!

Slang girl 2: Yea man, Left the degga degga bizniz!!

Slang girl 1: Innit dou!!

Slang boy: fur reel!! Ar peepz ain't on a 5 o tip, we just buraap buraap buraap!!

Slang girl 2: Juuga Juuga Juuga Juuga!!

Slang boy: Choo choo!!

Slang girl 1: Innit dou!!

Ryuto Ippongo: Stop STOP!!!!

Pippi Osu: Sarge, do you want me to have a go?

Ryuto Ippongo: Please!!!

(Pippi grabs a gun, everyone else screams, Pippi starts shooting the Slang kids, killing them)

Pippi Osu: It's the only way they'll understand.

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