Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-27829942-20161127211121/@comment-28110025-20161127231330

Stevie pulled out his two-button-cellphone and pressed the police button. Of course, his phone is broken, so it never actually dials the police. It dials a weeaboo middle-aged man in Australia.

"...Hello?"

"Hey, Australia guy! You gotta help me out this time! The Annoying Orange is building a wall-"

"Stevie, god damnit! You know this is the time of day that I watch hentai!"

"But Australia man! It's serious, Donald Trump is-"

click.

Stevie turns to the first person he can see behind him, teary-eyed.

"He hung up..."