Tim Tam-Chan

not a joke OC Tim Tam-Chan is beautiful and pure and too amazing for this charbroiled excuse of a life. She consists of one layer of decadent chocolate cream, two of heavenly chocolate biscuit, and a thick coat of rich, milky chocolate on the outside. Whoever eats her will gain the power of feeling like they have just stepped onto a new plane of existence - one where life does not matter, only Tim Tams.

Praise the Arnotts gods for bestowing this magical power upon us. May they always be revered.