Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-26684445-20160831231642/@comment-26684445-20160907060515

CrystaltheCool wrote:

THELEGENDGIANTDAD wrote:

CrystaltheCool wrote:

THELEGENDGIANTDAD wrote:

CrystaltheCool wrote:

THELEGENDGIANTDAD wrote:

CrystaltheCool wrote:

THELEGENDGIANTDAD wrote:

CrystaltheCool wrote: "What's the Legions of Z?" I ask. "The Legions of Mike Z, the developer of both Skullgirls, and Yandere Simulator, the bestest game! For when it will come out, the world will gasp in awe! Fear him!" "Wha? I thought the developer of Yandere Simulator was some idiot named Alex Mahan. Did Mike roast him and then restart the development of the game?" I ask. The man in Pink becomes furious. "Heretic! How dare you say his false name! He is Mike Z, not the name that will not be spoken! You will bow to him in death!"

The man in pink pulls out a pink plastic sword and prepares to fight you. "AW HELL YEAH YOU'RE A STEVEN UNIVERSE FAN TOO?! WHEN I WAS FROZEN IN A POD I MISSED ALL THE NEW STEVEN UNIVERSE EPISODES! WHAT HAPPENED?? IS THE SHOW STILL AIRING?? WHERE CAN I FIND THE EPISODES I MISSED?? DID THEY BRING BISMUTH BACK??" I asked. The man lets out a roar, akin to a cat in heat, and bops you in the head with the plastic sword. He looks at you, expecting you to fall in pain. "ANSWER MY QUESTIONS PLEASE," I demand. "IM AFRAID OF STRONG WOMEN!" The man yells. He then drops to his knees. "SPARE ME! AND Z FORGIVE ME!" "Okay okay, you're spared. Now, can you tell me what year it is, whether or not Steven Universe is still airing, where I can find the episodes I missed, and did Crewniverse bring Bismuth back?" I ask. "The answers I do not know!" yells the man, holding back tears. "We only know what Z tells us! Forgive me Z!"