User blog:Dandere Slytherin/Storytime 1

Story time!

So, during Drama we were doing Improv, one person was a salesman the other was a person at home, when I was the salesman, it went like this:

Me: *slams on invisible door*

Other Person: *Opens* Hello.

Me: Would you... *Laughs*

Me: Would you like by my *Is still laughing* knives? T-

Other Person: "Would you like to buy a wife"????

Me: Nononono

Me: Would you like to buy a knife? They're great for stabbing your--

Other Person: I'm sorry i'm scared of knives

Me: BUY MY KNIVES THEY ARE PERFECT FOR STABBING YOUR ENEMIES

Other Person: I said I'm scared of knives.

Me: BUY MY KNIVES

Other Person: Stop no

Me: BUY MY KNIVES!! Stab. *Pretends to stab*

Other Person: I'm dead now so.