Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-26684445-20160831231642/@comment-26684445-20160907062058

CrystaltheCool wrote:

THELEGENDGIANTDAD wrote:

CrystaltheCool wrote:

THELEGENDGIANTDAD wrote:

CrystaltheCool wrote:

THELEGENDGIANTDAD wrote:

CrystaltheCool wrote:

THELEGENDGIANTDAD wrote:

CrystaltheCool wrote:

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CrystaltheCool wrote:

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CrystaltheCool wrote: "What's the Legions of Z?" I ask. "The Legions of Mike Z, the developer of both Skullgirls, and Yandere Simulator, the bestest game! For when it will come out, the world will gasp in awe! Fear him!" "Wha? I thought the developer of Yandere Simulator was some idiot named Alex Mahan. Did Mike roast him and then restart the development of the game?" I ask. The man in Pink becomes furious. "Heretic! How dare you say his false name! He is Mike Z, not the name that will not be spoken! You will bow to him in death!"

The man in pink pulls out a pink plastic sword and prepares to fight you. "AW HELL YEAH YOU'RE A STEVEN UNIVERSE FAN TOO?! WHEN I WAS FROZEN IN A POD I MISSED ALL THE NEW STEVEN UNIVERSE EPISODES! WHAT HAPPENED?? IS THE SHOW STILL AIRING?? WHERE CAN I FIND THE EPISODES I MISSED?? DID THEY BRING BISMUTH BACK??" I asked. The man lets out a roar, akin to a cat in heat, and bops you in the head with the plastic sword. He looks at you, expecting you to fall in pain. "ANSWER MY QUESTIONS PLEASE," I demand. "IM AFRAID OF STRONG WOMEN!" The man yells. He then drops to his knees. "SPARE ME! AND Z FORGIVE ME!" "Okay okay, you're spared. Now, can you tell me what year it is, whether or not Steven Universe is still airing, where I can find the episodes I missed, and did Crewniverse bring Bismuth back?" I ask. "The answers I do not know!" yells the man, holding back tears. "We only know what Z tells us! Forgive me Z!" "Where can I find Mike Z?" I ask, angrily. "He sits upon his throne of Manga in new Japantown, in the center of the city!" the man scream, whilst crying. "But he will kill you, you are nothing to Z! He is allmighty!" "Where's Japantown?" I ask. "You'll have to find it for yourself, you... you.... GIRL!" the man has tears running down his face. He is trying very hard to act tough. "Hmph," I say, sifting through the items in my house to find useful things. You find your old anime collection, 2 walkie talkies, and an unloaded grenade launcher. Never could find ammunition for it, you think to yourself.