CINCO DE FUCKING MAYO

== AAAA ITS CINCO DE FUCKING MAYO AND IM TOTALLY FUCKING LATE I NEVER ATE FUCKING MEXICAN FOOD WHERE I CAN EAT THE FUCK OUT OF FRIED CHICKEN AND TACOS I CAN FUCKING GET MY FINGERS STUCK IN FLAN AND MY TOES FUCKING STUBBED WHAT AM I FUCKING DOING FUCK ME AAAAAAAAA ==