DICKNIBBLER

DICKNIBBLER is an elusive race of Mirror Sharpeners/Water Softeners. Unlike his name suggests, he DOES NOT NIBBLE DICKS. He often spends his time in the woods finding ranom boars to rape. His specimen has specifically evolved to penetrate a hog's unwilling anus. He also has a fetish for AFK Roblox characters, but if they move they just ruined his fapping session. He works as a Thanksgiving Prostitute Clown, something his Unky DICKNIBBLER and Mommy DICKNIBBLER have raised it their entire lives to be. They couldn't be any more happier of their child.

Backstory
DICKNIBBLER exited its mom's vagina on February 31, 448 BC at 35:09 AM. There he tells her he enjoyed his pleasant experience in her well-furnished and stocked Vagina. They become acquainted but his mom finds something off about him; he hasn't spoken about his boar fetish yet. Shortly afterwards, he does.

On Scarlet Fever day, 490 BC its Father DICKNIBBLER takes him out to rape his first hog. He immediately smells a petite, average-sized hog, fresh for a rape. Perfect target. His Father DICKNIBBLER smells it too, however. He and his father proceed to hold eachother at gunpoint (via their fingers). Father DICKNIBBLER says "my hog" and DICKNIBBLER counters with "NO U". Father DICKNIBBLER says "plz" and DICKNIBBLER says "well, sharing is caring" and proceeds to grab the hog by its horns. He uses a non-lethal drill to comfortably expand the hog's anus. The hog is indifferent. Both DICKNIBBLER and Father DICKNIBBLER share a touching moment as they both slide their genitilia into the animal's anus. They stay stationary for approximately 7 years, 880 days, 60:23:70 until they decide they've had a good enough time. They proceed to fight to the death. DICKNIBBLER emerges victorious. He yanks out his father's organs (which at this time of year are bits of garlic and issues of the TIME magazine) and starts dancing a fortnite dance as a sign of resentment and rebellion. Once he tires himself out, he heads home for dinner.

That dinner, Mommy DICKNIBBLER and Father DICKNIBBLER decide they want another child, one that will not succeed in life. DICKNIBBLER is not up for he idea and says "gargabalarga hooon kekylykl" his parents in unison say "What???". Out of pure confusion, they leave the room not realizing DICKNIBBLER removed Mommy DICKNIBBLER's vagina and 3 livers, preventing her from having another child.

DICKNIBBLER later that night visits his ghetto-ass friend down the hood. The latter is snorting a pint of solidified milk. "waddup dawg" says he. DICKNIBBLER doesn't respond. He doesn't have to. In a normal situation, the former mug DICKNIBBLER for not responding. Except he didn't, because DICKNIBBLER did him a favor. DICKNIBBLER, 5 lives ago, brought back the ghetto-ass' Yeezy after the latter lost it in his bathroom. DICKNIBBLER did this because he did not want the ghetto-ass to be bullied for being white. Finally, DICKNIBBLER leaves. He has a big day tomorrow, it is going to be Thanksgiving.

Unless you're fucking stupid and didn't look at the infobox, you should know that DICKNIBBLER is a Thanksgiving Prostitute Clown. The day was June 14, he had a long day ahead of him. Once he got out of his beaver's predigested bean, he was feeling fresh and ready. Drops of < slipped down his face as he fantasized about making Mommy, Father, Unky, and Auntie (who we haven't talked about) DICKNIBBLER proud. Auntie DICKNIBBLER will not have any information revealed about her, what she's like, her past with DICKNIBBLER, etc because I'm a dick. And I did have a story planned all out for her but I'm a dick.

He burst into 39032's door with a bright expression on its face. "It's time to benefit the community, for I am doing my job, which helps the community, which is the subject for my job, that helps the community!" he exclaims. 856701 sees him. "Oh" she says. She proceeds to stick her antennae up whilst texting on her phone whilst popping lemons to show a sign of disrespect towards DICKNIBBLER. "Oh, you're such a goof," says DICKNIBBLER. "Please excuse my diok^lo)332s for their disrespectful attitude" says 39032. He proceeds to give the former a lobotomy. DICKNIBBLER felt as he had accomplished his job. He heads home with a prideful expression.

Trivia

 * DICKNIBBLER was vegan in the 90's. He retired from that retarded way of life in 807422332 (AD), however.
 * Furthermore, he has cut himself in the most painful areas (yes, that includes his genitilia) because of the shame of the past of him being a vegan.
 * DICKNIBBLER has never expressed the reason why he inhumanely tortures Zebras. He does anyway, though, usually on a daily basis.
 * DICKNIBBLER does not support reproduction because his lifelong goal is to exterminate Zebras.
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 * DICKNIBBLER has a healthy and stable relationship with his parents, even though he is much older than them.
 * DICKNIBBLER's specimen can live about 264732094632791426473209463279142647320946327914264732094632791426473209463279142647320946327914264732094632791426473209463279142647320946327914264732094632791426473209463279142647320946327914264732094632791426473209463279142647320946327914264732094632791426473209463279142647320946327914264732094632791426473209463279142647320946327914264732094632791426473209463279142647320946327914264732094632791426473209463279142647320946327914264732094632791426473209463279142647320946327914264732094632791426473209463279142647320946327914264732094632791426473209463279142647320946327914264732094632791426473209463279142647320946327914264732094632791426473209463279142647320946327914264732094632791426473209463279142647320946327914264732094632791426473209463279142647320946327914264732094632791426473209463279142647320946327914e+3510 years. When the time expires, they grow uncontrollably to the point where they're bullied for being fat and commit suicide. If that doesn't work they fling themselves into outer space, so nobody can bully them there. (WORKING METHOD)