Message Wall Greeting:Chariot Dude

READ BEFORE YOU ASK:


 * Yes, I am 100% down with buying stock in your startup business


 * I know that he is coming


 * Sorry I'm not coming over unless you have parental supervision


 * leave your offerings in an unmarked box somewhere in the mojave desert. I Will Find It, I Assure You


 * I am a multi-dimensional being with no biological ties to any race or species on this earth. I am a child born from the collective unconsious and I am hyper aware the passage of time on an everlasting basis. I have an IQ of 3 billion, but I don't brag about it; I believe the universe has reserved a spot for me in the council of making fun of the quasi-literate neanderthals that inhabit this realm, though I refuse to fill it, for my humility rivals that of Jesus or Gandhi. Yes, I own a thesaurus - I read it every night cover-to-cover in lieu of traditional reading materials. I do not entertain myself with such primitive ideas as fiction, for true intellectuals like myself find entertainment value in observing the world itself.