Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-24651308-20170315040620

I suggest we just rename the random page button to what it is, the death button. Pressing it gives you a 30% chance of survival because you'll stumble upon something so horrifying it kills you.

I clicked the random page button once, and I went deaf because of the random page's automatically playing schreeces they call vocaloid music. One other time, I clicked the button and the OC I was greeted with cured my broken legs and I was able to walk. One time my cousin Bill pressed it and well... He didn't survive, found him on the ground foaming at the mouth with this wiki open. I knew what had happened and instantly threw his computer out the window.

Never, ever, ever, ever, click that button unless you want to die. Also, click here. 