Thread:PISTACHIOLORD/@comment-26890722-20170421152042/@comment-26890722-20170425011048

This is replacing Burr with BRAH and sir with bitch [COMPANY:] 1776. New York City.

[HAMILTON:] Pardon me. Are you Aaron BRAH, bitch?

[BRAH:] That depends. Who's asking?

[HAMILTON:] Oh, well, sure, bitch I'm Alexander Hamilton, I'm at your service, bitch I have been looking for you

[BRAH:] I'm getting nervous

[HAMILTON:] Bitch… I heard your name at Princeton. I was seeking an accelerated course of study when I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have punched him. It's a blur, bitch. He handles the financials?

[BRAH:] You punched the bursar

[HAMILTON:] Yes! I wanted to do what you did. Graduate in two, then join the revolution. He looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid. So how'd you do it? How'd you graduate so fast?

[BRAH:] It was my parents' dying wish before they passed

[HAMILTON:] You're an orphan. Of course! I'm an orphan God, I wish there was a war! Then we could prove that we're worth more Than anyone bargained for…

[BRAH:] Can I buy you a drink?

[HAMILTON:] That would be nice

[BRAH:] While we're talking, let me offer you some free advice Talk less

[HAMILTON:] What?

[BRAH:] Smile more

[HAMILTON:] Ha

[BRAH:] Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for

[HAMILTON:] You can't be serious

[BRAH:] You wanna get ahead?

[HAMILTON:] Yes

[BRAH:] Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead

[LAURENS:] Yo yo yo yo yo! What time is it?

[LAURENS/LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN:] Show time!

[BRAH:] Like I said…

[LAURENS:] Show time! Show time! Yo! I'm John Laurens in the place to be! A two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm workin' on three, uh! Those redcoats don't want it with me! Cuz I will pop chick-a pop these cops till I'm free!

[LAFAYETTE:] Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette! The Lancelot of the revolutionary set! I came from afar just to say “Bonsoir!” Tell the King “Casse toi!” Who's the best? C'est moi!

[MULLIGAN:] Brrrah brraaah! I am Hercules Mulligan Up in it, lovin' it, yes I heard ya mother said “Come again?”

[LAFAYETTE & LAURENS:] Ayyyyy

[MULLIGAN:] Lock up ya daughters and horses, of course It's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets…

[LAFAYETTE:] Wow

[LAURENS:] No more sex, pour me another brew, son! Let's raise a couple more…

[LAURENS/LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN:] To the revolution!

[LAURENS:] Well, if it ain't the prodigy of Princeton college!

[MULLIGAN:] Aaron BRAH!

[LAURENS:] Give us a verse, drop some knowledge!

[BRAH:] Good luck with that: you're takin' a stand You spit. I'm 'a sit. We'll see where we land

[LAFAYETTE/MULLIGAN:] Boooo!

[LAURENS:] BRAH, the revolution's imminent. What do you stall for?

[HAMILTON:] If you stand for nothing, BRAH, what'll you fall for?

[MULLIGAN/LAFAYETTE/LAURENS:] Ooh Who you? Who you? Who are you?

[MULLIGAN/LAFAYETTE/LAURENS:] Ooh, who is this kid? What's he gonna do?