Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-28110025-20171230050708

Hi, I'm Chariot Dude, you may know me from such forum posts as "Waifu Wars Season 1 Episode 1: Doki Doki Literature Club," or even from my extremely popular blog posts like "annoubncement" in which we both laughed, and cried. I'm here today with a proposition that can't be beat. We turn this wiki into a wiki for the titular series known as Sam & Max.

"What is Sam & Max?" you might be asking. Well, it is, in a lot of ways, like Yandere Simulator, but like, it's finished, polished, and objectively good counterpart. In Sam & Max, you play as Dex Dogtective, a furry coming to terms with the fact that he lives in a furry-eat-furry world - however, the only other furry around is Max, Dex's imaginary rabbity-thing friend, which you may know from some of his earliest works, such as Max and Ruby.

In Yandere Simulator, a bad game, there is a feature known as "murder," which is a spanish word that means "to rapidly thrust a sharp object into someone's skin until they stop breathing." In Sam & Max, there's an even better feature, one which will make you realize the sore taste left in your mouth by the other one - walking around aimlessly and clicking on things! And sometimes those things do things! And sometimes you can combine some things with other things and another thing happens! This exhilarating gameplay will leave you both satisfied and thirsty for more at the same time.

Another needlessly praised feature from Yangootchie Simulator is the "Senpai Creation System," in which you can customize a person to your specific preferences in what you deem attractive - and then spend the rest of the game fawning over this person, until the end of the (unfinished) game in which you can fill in their empty personality with your sexual organs in lieu of actual writing. Sam & Max has something better - a being already composed of what have been deemed the most desirable traits by anyone of any description. This entity is perfect in every way, not a thing wrong with its components - and its name is Sam. That's right - you play as your own Senpai! If that isn't narcissistic love at its finest, I don't know what is.

"But Chariot Dude!" I hear you scream. "What about that one time when yangerydev did that thing where you could bike around the town! Can you do that?" Oh ho ho, I can do you one better. You get to drive around town. In a DeSoto. How fucking sweet is that? And, even for the Sam & Max games first released in 2006, the controls are better and cooler than the shoddy excuse of controls that Yoobadoodev programmed.

"Well, how about panty shots? Those are in Sam & Max, right?" No. No they are not, thank god.

In short - fuck yoomoo sim. Its a dumb ass game with like, 3 redeeming qualities. All of those qualities, and more, are in Sam & Max.

So, fuck this place, lets make a new one.

Here's the scoop - this thread passes, which I know it will, then we delete this wiki and all the pages. Then, we all move to a new wiki, titled "The Sam & Max Fanon wiki." Then, we piss off one of the admins of that place, and they throw a fit and start the "Sam & Max Fan wiki." Then we piss off someone super mad so they get super angry and they get their dad, the creator of Wikia, to ban Legend from everything - even Netflix. Legend then kills himself.

It's a flawless plan, and you'd have to be an evolutionary dead end to oppose. 