User blog:Kawaii Derp/STORY TIME: I FOUGHT A MAN WHO ALMOST GAVE ME THE HERP?

Hey guys! It's VAGGY VIVACIOUS and I'm back with another storytime, you guys seem to like these kind of videos! So anyway, this is a time I fought a guy who almost gave me the HERP. This was crazy guys!

So I'm driving in my car from my girlies houses after some fun gossip, another story! So I'm driving and it's around 9:12 PM, I like to talk the  FUCKING TEA you guys. So I'm just driving down this street and I see this homeless guy wave at me. Me, being the fucking goddess queen I am let him in, I do charity, unlike that fucking slut Veronica. So he comes into my car and I just go "Oh my gosh, so do you like want to be taken somewhere specific?" and he tells me      "Oh no miss, I just want to get out of this rain" because it was raining like the juices out of my torn out ''VAGINA when your papi comes for me. So I'm like "Okay ''well, I know this super nice air conditioned conveintent store, I'll take you there" and he's like "Sure".

This is were shit goes down.

We come to the store, and we both get out to the entrance so I make sure he's safe, given the fucking kind queen I am. He's like "Oh my god, thank you!" and he comes in for a kiss on the cheek.

I thought he was super sweeet so I come in, but then I realize there was a fucking red HERPE SWOLLEN ROSE BUD ASSHOLE LIKE SORE ON HIS DAMN LIP. I screamed and knee'd him in the fucking testicles and I run back into my car fucking lock it as fast as I stole your man, and I bolt, I just run out of there

So I'm safe now, thank god, and more importantly, YOU GUYS ARE! Make sure to subscribe, and let's get this video to 643,213,512,532 likes!

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