ITS CINCO DE FUCKING MAYO

this is a Fanfiction.
Me and MonMonPok were Talking about how our Cinco De Mayos went, when CINCO DE FUCKING MAYO Ran Towards us. (Her real name is May.) She Screamed:

=== "AAAA ITS CINCO DE FUCKING MAYO AND IM TOTALLY FUCKING LATE I NEVER ATE FUCKING MEXICAN FOOD WHERE I CAN EAT THE FUCK OUT OF FRIED CHICKEN AND TACOS I CAN FUCKING GET MY FINGERS STUCK IN FLAN AND MY TOES FUCKING STUBBED WHAT AM I FUCKING DOING FUCK ME AAAAAAAAA" === "Um May?" I Said. "Cinco De Mayo is over. It's like, May 17..."

=== "AAAA ITS CINCO DE FUCKING MAYO AND IM TOTALLY FUCKING LATE I NEVER ATE FUCKING MEXICAN FOOD WHERE I CAN EAT THE FUCK OUT OF FRIED CHICKEN AND TACOS I CAN FUCKING GET MY FINGERS STUCK IN FLAN AND MY TOES FUCKING STUBBED WHAT AM I FUCKING DOING FUCK ME AAAAAAAAA" She Continued. === "Go Away." MonMonPok Said.