Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-35087817-20170629035143/@comment-28172979-20170629130117

Can we just talk about the fucking cars movies? DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED. OTHER THAN PIXAR HIT ONE OF ITS LOWEST POINTS WHEN THY DECIDED TO GIVE CARS GODAMN FEELINGS ITS ALSO FUCKING RACIST AF IF YOUR AN ITALIAN CAR ARE YOU AUTOMATICALLY ITALIAN. IS A MASERATI AND ITALIAN CAR THAN. WHY DO THEY HAVE FUCKING ACCENTS. COME IN LIGHTNING MCKILLURSELF THE MOST JERK CHARACTER DISNEY HAS EVER MADE AND WATH AS OIXAR TRIES TO MAKE HIM A DECENT MAIN CHARACTER BUT WE ALL KNOW YOU LOVE THE SMALL ITALIAN BLUE CAR BETTER WATCH AS HE WINS A RACE BY STICKING HIS TONGUE OUT WHICH IS LONGER THAN ANY PEROSNS TONGUE LET ALONE CARS. IS HE A FUCKING CAR OR A FROG CHOOSE ONE PIXAR. THAN WATCH AS THIS MICKIE DS CAR GETS LOST ON ROUTE 666 AND WINDS UP IN SLEEP PARALYSIS FOR THE REST OF THE GODAMN MOVIE UNTIL HE MEETS THIS SEXY GIRL PORSHE WHOS A LAWYER CAUSE THEY CAN HAVE JOBS BUT I CANT GET ONE AT FUCKING COLDSTONE. HES DONE A SIN AND NOW HES GOTTA FIX THE ROADS WITH THE INK MACHINE FROM THAT KNE NEW HIP VIDEO GAME. AND ITS SCARY AF. HE DOESNT FIX JT AT FIRST CAUSE HES A FUCK AND INSULTS EVERYONE AND THAN MEETS THE FAST RACE CAR THAT GOT INTO AN ACCIDENT THAT WAS HIS LIFE AND NO ONE LOVED HIM AGAIN AND HES LIKE WHOO BR BUZZ BLUE SAYS I AINT TEACHING YOU SHIT AND THAN MCKILLHIMSELF FIXES ROADS AND PRACTICES AND THAN BUZZY BLU TEACHES HIM AND HE KNOWS HOW AND IS ALL SEXY CAUSE NOW HIS WHEELS ARE WHITE AND THE BLU CAR LOVES HIM AND THAN MICKIE D COMES AND RUINS JT ALL AND TAKES HIM TO THE RACE WITH BLUE DINOSAUR AND HAIRY KIWI AND THAN THEY RACE BUT HAIRY KIWI STABS BLUE DINO WITH THE WALL AND NOW BLU DINO IS DEAD AND MCKILLURSELF IS ALMOST WIN BUT HE DOES A GOOD AND FIXES BLUE DINO AND HAIRY KIWI WINS BUT FUK HAIRY KIWI SAYS CNN SO FUCK HAIRY KIWI AND MCKILLURSELF IS THE BEST THE END

NOW LETS TALK ABOUT CARZ TOO WHERE WE MEET UP WITHH THE OLD TRAIN WRECK TOMATER AND HE ONLY MISSES HIS FRIEND LIGHTINGING MCKILLURSELF AND NOW HE CUM BACK FROM THE RACE BUT HE DOESNT CARE ABOT TOMATER AND LEAVES HIM FOR THE BANANAS SO THEN WE MEET FRENCHESO WHO TALK ON TV AND IS LOWKEY HE BEST CHARACTER IN THE GODAMN SERIES. HE IS JOINING A CONTEST ALSO KNOWN AS HE OFF BRAND OLYMPICS AND MCKILLURSELF IS BEING BULLIED WITH WORDS SO TOMATER TRIES TO DEFEND HIM AND RUINS IT ALL AND NOW MCKILLURSELF IS IN THE OFF OLYMPISS. SO THEY GO AND NOW IN THE WEEABO WORLD AND THEY MEET THE RACE LEADER,JEEP GUY AND JEEP GUY WET HIS THONGS AND BLAMES IT ON TOMATER AND MCKILLURSELF TELLS HIM TO HANGE HIS THONGS. AND THEN WE HAVE NEMO AND CHRISTMAS HOLY AND THEY ARE SPEES AND THEY ARE SECRET AND THEY FIND TOMATER JN THE BATHROOM AND THEY ROPE HIM AND BUT BEFORE THEY DO THAT TWO BAD GUYS MESS A BLUE CAR UP AND NOW BLUE CAR SHOVES A DRAGON DILDO UP TOMATERS ASS AND NOW ITS IMPIRTANT?? AND NOW CHRISTMAS IS TOMATERS GIRLFRIEND AND HES AT MCKILLURSELFS RACE AND HE LOOZES CAUS OF TOMATER BUT HE DESERVES IT CAUSE FRENCHESO WON AND NOW HES ANGRY AND TOMATER LEFT AND IS SAD. HE LEAVES WOTH NEMO AND THEY GET HARRASED BY VIDCON SECURITY AND NOW THEY ARE IN ITLAIQNO AND THERES ANOTHER RACE AND HE TURN TOMATER INTO BLU AND HE GO SECRETS AND THAN MCKIURSELF GOES RACE TIME AND WINS SO FRENCHESO IS SAD AND THAN TOMATER SEE MCKILLURSELF ON TV WHILE UNDERCOVER AND BLOWS ALL THE SHIT HE HEARD AWAY AND NOW THEY KNOW HE ISNT BLU AND THAN HE GET STOLEN AND WAKES UP IN DIAGON CLOK WITTH NEMO AND CHRISTMAS AND NOW HE SAY HE AINT A SPEE AND NOW HE ESCAP AND HES TRY TO SAV MCKILLURSELF FROM DEATH BY JEEP GUY BUT THEN HE FIND OUT HE IS A BOMB AND THEN HE IS SAD AND RUNS AWAY AND NOW ITS HE END AND JEEP GUY IS BAD AND THEY ARE HOME AND HAV RACE AND FRENCHESCO WINS. ALSO BUZZ BLU DIED

NOW CAZ THRE THE WORST AND GAYEST OF THE MOVIES. MCKILLIRSELF IS OLD AND HE WONT ADMIT AND THIS NEW BLU CAR CALLED RAINBOW DASH IS NEW AND HE IS A BIG BOY and wins AND MCKILLURSELF IS ANGERY SO HE GO FAST AND DIES. BUT OH NO HES BACK AND HES THE UGLY COLOR OF EXPIRED MILK AND NOW HE WANT TO BE FAST SO HE GO TO FAST HOUSE AND HE GO WIT BOKU NO MCKILLURSELF AND YELLOW CAR NAMED MEXICAN NAME BUTT NOT MEXICANO. MEXICANno TEACHES MCKUKKURSELF BT HES A FUCKTARD AND DOESNT LISTEN AND NOW HE BREAK FAST PLACES FAST THING AND NOW MEXICANno IS FIRED BUTT THEY ARE BACK GOOD GOOD AND THEY GO TO THE BEAG WHERE CRBS ARE AND THEY RACE AND THAN GO TO ANOTHER RACE PLACE AND HAIRY KIWI IS HAV A SHOW WHERE HE BULLY MCKILURSELF AND THEY GO TO RACE PLACE BUT ITS NOT AND IT HAS A SCHOOLBUS WITH ANGRY MOM AND THEY KILL ALL THE KIDS AND OH NO MCKILLURSELF CHEETOS ON HIS PORCHE WITH MEXICANO AND SAD. MEXICANO WINS AND MCKILLURSELF IS AN ANGRY ASSFUCK AND KICKS MEXICANO OUT WHO THAN HAS A VIETNAM FLASHBACK AND TELLS LIGHTNING HER STOREE AND THEY ARE SAD ANS THAN MCKIKKURSELF FINDS HE AND HE SINGS HER BABY BY JB AND SHE IS KIDNAPPED BY HIM AND NOW THEG GO TO SMOOKYS PLACE AND HE TEACH AND NKW THEY WILL BEAT RAINBOW DASH AND WOW. THEY GO AND MCKILKURSELF STARTS RACE BUT IS LIKE OH CONE HERE MEXICANO AND BECOME A TRANSFORMER SO THEY CHANGE PLACES AND MEXICANO BEATS RAINBKW DASH THE END

AND NOW MY RANT ABOUT PLANES AND PLANES FIRE AND RESCUE