Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-24947676-20170207174147/@comment-28110025-20170210025905

Stevie wakes up, a little later than normal. It is the weekend, after all! After getting dressed, having breakfast, brushing his teeth, and telling his mom that he loves her, Stevie sat down in front of his ancient computer that could barely handle running Windows Millenium, let alone Windows XP. He opened up internet explorer, his browser of choice, when he noticed a rather... click-bait-y ad. "OWN THE WORLD," it said. "BUY THE EARTH, BE A DICTATOR." This sounds promising!

Stevie clicked twice on the ad. Oh, yes, Stevie remembered, this computer is terrible. He clicked 17 times before it finally loaded.

17 dollars? Stevie could buy the world... For 17 dollars?! Something about this didn't seem right... Yet, it was obviously real. There was a stamp of approval and everything.

Stevie pulled out all of his mostly-empty gift cards he had recieved from family members over the holidays. With all 6 of them, he had... 19 dollars. Ah, what the heck! He'd use the extra 2 dollars to add the Usurper Starter Kit to his order.

He just needed to complete the transaction, and...

There! Stevie couldn't believe it - he was now the one and only ruler of the world!

At least, that's what he thought at the time.