Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-8846246-20151219222614/@comment-26684445-20151220005145

"WHaT?" says stevie in a pained voice. He is having an asthma attack.

"IT IS I! YOUR DAD! AND IT IS you, my SON! I must *pose* train YOU *pose* to fight the E.D.G.E. SUPERWEAPON *flexes buttcheeks* that they do not have yet! BUT SOON *pose*"

Stevie takes his inhaler.

"But dad... im not tuff, like you probably are..."

"SON! I LOVE YOU! YOU SCORED NEGATIVE 2 ON THE SUE TEST! THATS A NEW FAMILY RECORD! I HAVE *pose* NEGATIVE *flex* ONE! BUT YOU! YOU ARE THE ALLIANCES STRONGEST SCORE! THUS *Pose flex pose* YOU SHAL DEFEAT THE EDGE *pose* OR DIE!"

Stevie cries loudly

"NOT BECAUSE OF I, JIM JACKSON *squat* YOUR FATHER, BUT BECAUSE OF EDGE!"