User blog:PISTACHIOLORD/Boogie Boi

After over a week of trying, I have finally managed to do what our lord and savior wants us and humanity to do. Get banned from the fan wiki. Me and a couple of my astrouneers have finally stray away and brought up all the tools and cheesecloths we needed to do it. My dear JLMC, was improsened for 3 months in a lovey Dovey jail cell due to accourding to their evil and devious leader, Boogie Boi. May he live and escape with peace. Sadly, my fellow teammate Blue, known as BlueCats, was shot in the side by some parsley and oregano after sass talking the leader and begging for a Y Bag. I have survived the battle, coming out with only 1 year to be blocked which I can withstand. One day we shall get unbanned and roam free again, insulting the wiki because it's basically a carbon copy of this one but more onions. One day, shall we survive to continue our battle triumphly. I have fought many battles including ones against ISIS, SuperMan and Batman, Argued with Donald Trumpet, and saved all the countries of world from the evil and rage of THIS world. They have built statues in my honor including, the twin towers, Burj Khalifa, and Sears Tower. This has been my greatest challenge yet. After fighting in World War I, The Batman V Superman war, World War II, and the gay war that Jac caused because he called Boog, boogie boi, I have realized there is more to the world than happiness and Pistachio the strong. I have realized that there is more to life than living. I've seen many wonders like the moon and Hamilton which you cant afford(suk it Keith) and I finally understand now. I know the problems and how to solve them. In the words of my greatest hero,Our Lord And Savior Horizon Fudgy,"yes mommy" those words fuel me with inspiration as well as the world someday. One day we will overcome the darkness and satanic power of this wiki and go on to fuel other wikis with it just so we can show the world how much we love it. One day, we will over come. I have a dream, that little bois and little gals will hold hands and squat together in an open alley way at night,naked and whispering to the dead chicken they have killed. They will regurgitate the milk they have taken a sip from and see past the small wiki spreading its rage. One day, our dreams will be reality.