Board Thread:Featured Article of the Month Votes/@comment-28172979-20180301161249/@comment-26684445-20180304182914

Redandsymmetry wrote: By voting for "Random Page", you are technically violating one of the rules of the Featured Article vote. This is the rule you are violating: "You can only nominate one page and vote for one page;". Since you are voting for "Random Page" to "say that all the OCs won", you are technically voting for more than one page (aka all nearly 3,000 pages) and therefore have not followed the rules of the vote. Please be serious and just pick one page to vote for. Shut up, Red, cause you are wrong (Or don't shut up, because democracy requires the voices of everyone, even those who are DEAD WRONG)! Special:Randompage is actually a single redirect page! So truly, we vote for a single page, a single connecting page! You can't just say I'm wrong cause this has never been done before. When women first asked for the right to vote, you know what people said? "Man, look at these dumb bitches. They didn't have the right before, why should we give it now? My wife has had 4 babies this year and 0 orgasms. Why the fuck is she sad all the time?" That's what you are doing to me, Red. You are fucking me, impregnating me, and not letting me cum. That's what you are doing.

But in all seriousness, just cause it hasn't been done before doesn't mean we shouldn't do it now.