Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-8846246-20160523182150

Yeah, you read the title right. I'm demanding you make me president of wikia. Failure to do so will result in punishment! What is the punishment you ask? I will do it to you. Yeah you do not want to know what it is! it strikes fear in grown men!

NOW VOTE FOR ME OR GET IT!

Oh, I almost forgot to post my requirements for president.


 * I am better than the other people running in every way.
 * Nim is my personal friend. (You don't want to be on Nim's bad side, do you?)
 * The only person I fear is Bosenga. (Only those with death wishes don't fear her.)
 * I'm able to bend an element no other bender can bend. That element being force.
 * My opponents are wimps.
 * I will tax the poor AND the slightly less poor.
 * I will dissolve all other branches of government.
 * I will put Sarah Palin in charge of the Department of Energy.
 * I will make a law to worship me 3 times daily or get it.
 * The memers love me.
 * I will build a wall around Kitsune's, Legend's, and Shadow's.
 * My diary can predict the future and says I'll win.
 * My running mate is Bosenga. And she totally didn't threaten me to make her my running mate.
 * If you don't vote for me, you will get it as punishment.

"Vote for Jack or I'll destroy you." - Zim


 * 1) NotVotingForJackLeadsToit 