User blog:Lord Regent Iceberg/The goddamn Caestus

Okay so I'm in the Crucifixion Woods. I summon Hodrick to help kick the NPCs asses that lead to the Farron Keep (you know the ones with the club and greatsword). I make it passed the giant crab, but then a Watchdog of Farron shows up. I think to myself, "Okay not a problem. This'll be a good chance to test out my build too!" Then... fucking Heysel invades too. I'm like, "K, From." And the damn NPCs start rushing me. I'm rolling like a motherfucker. I look over and Hodrick is getting the shit kicked out of him by the crab and Heysel; I don't even know where the two NPCs are. But I manage to finally 1v1 the Watchdog. He hits me a couple times, but I land some good blows on him two. It's at this point he decides TO USE A SHIELD (fucking dumbass). I guard-break him and then riposte him. He's dead, so I move onto Heysel. Hodrick's dead at this point. I roll some more and then I stunlock Heysel against a tree. Now it's just me and Mr. ClubsMcGee. The other NPC died but I don't know from what. ClubsMcGee actually put up a fight. He even parried me. But I got back up and whooped (so strong, beating an NPC).

And that... is how I won my only PvP on that character so far.