Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-24651308-20170315040620/@comment-26537094-20170315230642

Chariot Dude wrote: I was clicking the death button carelessly. It all seemed fine, nothing too out of the ordinary -

That is, until I landed on this page.

This creation caused 3 consecutive strokes, the second of which causing me to fall backwards and gain a concussion. I had a mega seizure on the way to the hospital, which resulted in the failiure of my second kidney (Click here to read the story of how I lost my first!). I've lost the ability to see, but I can't help but think it was a blessing in disguise after the ungodly horror that I saw. Please, for the love of everything that is dear to you, do NOT click either of these links, and please, if you do, spend at least 30 minutes mentally preparing yourself. I cannot stress this enough. Do not end up like me. We must rename this godforsaken button.

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