Board Thread:Apply For Staff/@comment-28172979-20170903210044

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Hi there. I've been wanting to do this for awhile but have put it off due to being inactive and other things that have been in my way. I have become more active over the course of these few months and I've decided to apply for mini-admin. Before someone decides to say something against this, I want you to read what I have to say. I'm not just going to post my qualifications and say I'm done. I'd like to explain some things.I'd like to apologize. I understand I'm not the best user on this wiki, I know I'm not the most loved one either. I do have a few people who I know dislike me. I, however, don't want to jump to conclusions. Here we go.

I know for a fact that I'm not the most mature user on here. I know for a fact I'm not even close to the top five most mature users. I acknowledge the fact that I'm very immature. But, I prefer to be serious in serious situations. I prefer to state my opinion and say why I vote this and this. The thing is, I understand people get offended by what I say. I get that. However, I dislike when people say things that aren't true. I don't want people to oppose for some made up reason like "owo Pistach still makes cancer jokes owo." Don't. Please.

I get that a lot of users here won't forgive me for what I've done in the past. I've changed though. The thing is, I still am changing. I'm trying to become a better person, trying to set a better example. I did some nasty shit back in November. I know that. I regret all of it. I was stupid and very immature back then and I don't want to remember my old actions. The past is in the past. I understand if you're going to oppose this application for that reason. I'm fine with that. But please understand, I have learned from my mistakes. I'm trying to change for the better and erase my old deeds from this wiki. I'm trying to cover it up with a new, better and improved Pistachio.

I actually do my job. I'm currently a discussion moderator and I always try my best to fulfill my duties as one. I know multiple users who don't do their jobs, ones who are admins and mini-admins, though I won't state names. Don't jump to conclusions on who it is though. I was on hiatus earlier last month and I have been active and adding categories, highlighting threads, closing threads and notifying users who are getting close to breaking the rules to stop before it's too late. Due to my fucked up time zone, I'm one of the only people awake, reverting edits that night time vandalizers do while the majority of staff and most users are asleep. I want a staff member who can do their job, someone who can make this wiki a better place. Notable examples are users such as CrabbyMeal and Porcy.''I look up to them. ''I want to be like them. Their like.....heroes. Kind of.

I want to fix this shit hole. The wiki, as we know it, isn't a very friendly place to be and the amount of users breaking rules and harassing other users is increasing by each day. I want to be a hero in the night, a masked crusader, Captain Fucking America, or whatever. Someone who fixes things and does what's right. I stay up all night for this shit. Just to edit and fix errors and express my opinion. I want people to know there's hope for hell. We can fix it.......somehow. I want to be one of those people who can fix this place. Make it actually open and a nicer place. I feel like a fucking idiot saying this kind of stuff, but I really want to fix this wiki. I have a slight hope for it. We need more staff members like Crabs, Porcy and Vicks.

Alright, alright. I know someone is going to say something about me being inactive or not active during the day. Well, actually I am. My time zone is fucked up and very different than most other time zones. I live in Amsterdam and the majority of this wiki lives in America. Plus, I'm actually going to be studying abroad for a semester or two in Dubai so that basically makes it much worse. This also gives me an advantage. Some people think they can get away with breaking rules and vandalizing when it's morning for me. Usually, no one is there to stop them. Well, guess who seems to be on? Me. We need a 24/7 staff that can tackle rule breakers all the time. We need people who are active when others are sleeping.

I try to be on good terms with most users. I'm trying to rebuild relationships with users that I used to get along with but then something happened. I'm trying to be the best Pistachio I can be that everyone can like. I want more people to like me. If more people like me, the better staff member I can be.

Please be honest. I want you to tell me everything you like and dislike about me. Tell me why you hate me, tell me why you oppose or support or neutral. Get it off your chest. You don't have to, of course. It's preferred though. If you can tell me why you dislike me, I can improve myself so I can be the best person I can be. I have flaws, but don't we all?

~|| 1,500+ edits||~

I have currently accumulated about 9,041 edits on this wiki. Most of these are me editing ocs, adding categories and messaging other users. Most of these messages are either me having a nice chat with them, adopting something from them, or just telling them that they might be breaking the rules. Some of my edits are also from me roleplaying on my ocs pages, though I really don't do that much anymore.

~||8+ months||~

I have been on the wiki since April 10th of 2016. That means I have been on the wiki for way over four months. I've been on the wiki for over a year! To be exact, I have been active on this wiki for about one year, four months, three weeks and four days. I may be wrong, but this is the closest estimate I can get according to my math.

~||Fluent in English||~

English is my main language and the one I use the most. I am also fluent in Arabic, Italian, Danish and Dutch. This means if a user who can speak one of those four languages might come on the wiki that isn't fluent in English, I can help them and direct them around the wiki, trying to help them out in a way. My grammar, capitalization, and punctuation are very good, though on the discord group chat this is lacking. This is usually a joke, however. I'm also usually active late at night, so don't expect me to write perfect sentences at like 2 am. I try my hardest to write very detailed paragraphs on oc pages, applications, and suggestions.

~||Active at least 4 times a wekk||~

I am active every day for the next few weeks bu the school will be starting soon which may cause this to falter slightly. This will probably make me more active on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday, due to my school having Friday and Saturday as weekends and not Sunday. I will try to be active every day though. This may change to me being active at least 5 days a week, still being in the guidelines.

~||You must be a staff member prior to applying||~

Currently, I am a discussion moderator. As stated above, I try my hardest to do my duties and what an expected discussion moderator should do. I have been a discussion moderator since May 12th of 2017. This means I have been a discussion moderator for 3 months, 3 weeks and 2 days. I think of myself as being a very good discussion moderator, though that is only an opinion. I know for a fact that I am not the best but I'm trying to be.

That's it. I'd very much like for everyone who votes to state why they oppose, support or vote neutral. It is not needed, though preferred. I really want everyone to also state what they think about me. Tell me why you hate me or like me. Tell me what I can do to change and become a better PistachioLord. I want to become the best PistachioLord I can be.

Pistachio, signing out.

This took me 2 goddamn hours to finish and it's 1 am. Send help.  