Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-25682749-20160301051446/@comment-27094263-20160301055018

You wake up inside to become a neckbeard.

The turtle is only technically a turtle, and looks more like some kind of spaghetti-monster combined with a chicken.

You have the 360NoScopes, but they die out quickly since nobody does them. 720NoScopes are the new thing, and you're ignored.

I wish for the letter "L" to be banned from the English language.