User blog comment:SpookieSushi/shitpost hour/@comment-28073167-20170506223814

Shitpost time, ok

Toasters are like Tanning beds for bread.

No one deals with rejection more than Internet Explorer requesting to be your default browser.

Google just gave me 21,900,000 search results in 0.62 seconds, and I got annoyed because what I wanted wasn’t on the first page.