Board Thread:Apply For Staff/@comment-28172979-20180113170206



          uh

        skiddaddle skiddoodle your dick is now a noodle

         ahem

        you caught me at a bad time.

       oh hello there. i'm the pistachiolord, or just simply, pistachio or pistach. i'm fifteen years old and here i am, applying for admin. i know, i know, you may be confused on why i, the shitiest staff member on the entire wiki wants to apply for such a high and prestigious position on the wiki. i'd like to apologize in advance if i have ever offended you or made you somehow want to hate me, which has probably happened once in our lives. i'd like to say this, i'm not perfect and i personally believe that no one is actually perfect as well. so please, please, take in the fact that i am not perfect and that i, like every other normal human being, make mistakes.



       so, first, i'd like to do some sort of introduction sort of thing, maybe like a get to know me sort of thing. i know that there are more than a couple of people that have no clue who i am and don't even know i exist in the very first place. i am totally fine with that and in all honesty, if it were up to myself, i wouldn't want to know myself as well! so anyways, as stated earlier, hi, i'm the pistachiolord. i go by pistachio, pistach and other variations of that like pistacunt or pistabutt or whatever else you can come up with. i've been on this wiki for one year and about nine months roughly, i'll go into this fact later. i have currently resided in dubai, which means i have a very delicious time zone difference, something i will also go into more detail later. i'm fifteen years old, meaning that, yes, i am not underaged and don't think i really have been during my reign and time on this wiki.



     let's start with the basics, or what i believe i am personality wise. first of all, i am not the most mature person in the world, i'm very very far from that, farther than i really want to admit i truly am. however, during most situations on the wiki, i would like to believe myself as someone who acts responsibly and in a decently mature way. i joke a lot, and i do understand that. my jokes may offend you and i would like to apologize in advance if they do.



    however, i do not joke about mental illnesses and i do not care how much you want to believe so, i have not done such a thing since last january, back in the very early months of 2017. i know you may be like, "lol what the fuck pistafuck, why would you bring such a shitty thing up if it's your admin application shut the fuck up.", and to that, i respond with the wonderful fact that there may or may not have been an incident regarding that. this incident affected by reputation and odds of ever becoming a staff member greatly, far more than i would like to admit, personally. this incident regarded a very immature joke that i made about a mental illness that caused a lot of, let's just say, unkind words from certain people. i have has been monitoring my self since that point and i have not, as far as i, myself have been concerned, made a single joke about a mental illness or a very sensitive topic ever since early january of 2017. of course, sometimes certain words slip unconsciously, some things just happen sometimes. i know that i can't blatantly state that "oh yeah i haven't ever joked about, uh, alzheimers ever in my entire life and i am a pure doggo that can do no wrong." because that is obviously a very very fake fact. anyways, if i ever do such a thing, or say something that offends you personally, please notify me right away so i can correct my shitty ass actions and try my very hardest to not perform said action ever again on the wiki, and perhaps, elsewhere on the vast and wild internet.



         another very important thing that i would like to address is my current actions towards most new users and some old users of the wiki. there were a few incidents that happened in my life, some being personal and some being related to the wiki that i do not wish to speak of, that have vastly altered my thoughts and perspectives of most people. i have recently been acting much more suspicious of other users and subjects matters on the wiki as of the current if you have not currently noticed or have not actually been very active on the wiki discord. i apologize greatly for this, it's just that certain things and certain people in my life have made me paranoid. i may accidentally offend you by asking super personal questions or just suspicious questions in general and i would like to greatly apologize about that. unfortunately, the people who made me feel this way really don't care about me or like me in any sort of way or form, so i'm not sure if i could probably connect with them and maybe ask them to clear up things so i could perhaps be less paranoid, if that even makes any sense.



         a very important thing that i would also like to brush on is my timezone. as of the current, i am currently in dubai, and that's where i will be for a certain period of time that i am not actually currently aware of. if you are not aware of where dubai is, than i must notify you that it is not in north dakota. jokes aside, dubai is located in the united arab emirates, meaning that it is located in aisa. and if you haven't noticed, dubai doesn't have the most compatible time zones that fit with most of the people on this wiki's own timezones. as of now, i have taken note of the fact that most of the people on the wiki either live in canada, the united states, or somewhere in europe. dubai is located in the middle east. this means that when most of the people on the wiki are active, i am not. during this time, i am sleeping. so before you come kicking down my door and screaming something along the lines of "pistanoodle what the fuck why aren't you active" please take in mind my timezone. currently, as of the time that i am writing this sentence, it is seven o'three p.m. in the evening.

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<p style="font-weight:400;">       however, this can actually be a good thing! a decently large amount of vandalisers actually "strike" at night, or at least, at night according to their own timezones. with the timezone that i live in, this is a very large benefit on my part. i usually am able to catch these people with my greasy pizza hands and erase all of their disgusting and horrible edits and erased work on people's pages because i am usually awake during these times.

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<p style="font-weight:400;">     now on the topic of the wiki. the only reason that i truly want and still say on this wiki is because i want to fix it. i want to make this wiki a better place, or at least, something that looks better than what it currently looks like. personally, or at least, personally in my opinion, i believe that the wiki has improved vastly over these past few months and has become less of a shadow of it's former glory more of a brand new wiki that looks decent enough to show your mother and father.

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<p style="font-weight:400;">    you may be wondering what i plan to do to improve the wiki, and to that i will respond honestly. i really don't have like, a full decent plan for what i will do if this application actually passes. i have brief ideas, i have certain things that i know i have to do, certain things that are nescary to make the wiki better. but i really don't have like a base plan or just some sort of decent lay out. i've been thinking about this for a very long while actually. i have come up with certain things that i want to do if i ever do become admin and if this application passes, things that i will immediately try to do as soon as i become one, hopefully in the nearby future. i already have a set list to what i want to do and i'd actually like to share them out here, just like, a brief tour of inside my brain.

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<p style="font-weight:400;">      one of the most important things that i want to do if i ever become an admin is to actually fucking update the rules page. if you haven't noticed, the rules page is actually and absolute hellhole and more than ten of the new suggestions and rule ideas and updates that have passed during these past couple of months have not actually been added onto the rules page. only a certain few rules have actually been added since then, however, that was really it. i have noticed multiple people also bringing this fact up and i really don't want people going onto the rules page and not finding a very important rule there and then accidentally breaking that rule and just ending up getting a warning out of nowhere. being confused really sucks, especially in these sort of situations.

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<p style="font-weight:400;">         an example of this has to be the wonderful place known as the mods page. in this beautiful heaven, there are over one thousand comments. you may be wondering why i mentioned such a fact. well, actually dear reader, the reason i mentioned that is because people legit break the rules every single goddamn day on that page without even noticing it because it's not even on the rules page. this is a very very big problem because we can't really keep track of the mods page because how much comments are posted there each and every day, meaning that if someone breaks the rules, we have to dig into the thousands of comments on that page until we actually somehow find those certain little comments that somehow break the rules. it's basically a needle in the haystack scenario!

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<p style="font-weight:400;">          another idea that has recently crawled into my brain has been an idea that has been thrown around more than a few times on wiki discord suggestions. this idea was to make the wiki much more interactive. this idea was to make more contests, more featured things, more games and roleplays on the wiki, something active and constant, not something that happens once every eight years. you may ask "pistacunt what the actual fuck but can't another user do that". the thing is, other users have. there is legit a suggestion that passed that legit asked for this and as stated, it passed. meaning that yes, it can already easily be done by just one person. however, no one has actually tried to do it. yes, yes, they have discussed it, multiple people have done that, but no one has actually taken action. and i kind sort of want to be that person to step out and actually be the one to take action and start this wonderful idea. i have so many ideas of what i can do to improve the wiki and this one is a very key and prior one that i believe can bring back the light to this wiki. or at least some of it.

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<p style="font-weight:400;">            as of now, it really seems that i'm also sort of running the featured article of the month thing. i've posted each and every one of them for the past five months, ever since september i believe, and that means that only one, the one made during august, was not created by myself. it was just something i wanted to point out, maybe it shows that i'm on task or remember certain things better than i actually thought i do. the featured article of the month thing is also a key thing to bring back life to the wiki.

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<p style="font-weight:400;">            i have also been giving out several warnings to a variety of people when certain admins or mini-admins are not active and i try to regularly. sadly, i'm not really a robot and i have needs and wants of my one as well so i can't really constantly be as active as i want to continue giving warnings and such.

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<p style="font-weight:400;">             on the topic of warnings. if you haven't noticed, as of right now, the only people who can actually block and ban people are the main head admins of the wiki. but if you haven't noticed, there are multiple times where the previous two head admins were not active while someone who needed to be blocked and/or banned was active. it just so happens that myself and others including our great new admin vicks have been active during these certain periods of time. those people could have blocked this said person if they said an admin or something along those lines, decreasing their vandalising or whatever act they seemed to have been performing during that period of time. if i were an admin, i would hopefully been able to actually be able to ban or block those people because i was active or just so happened to be active during that period of time. being an admin will allow me to do that.

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<p style="font-weight:400;">          i get that a lot of users here won't forgive me for what i've done in the past. i've changed though. the thing is, i still am changing. i'm trying to become a better person, trying to set a better example. i did some nasty shit back in november of 2016 i know that. i regret all of it. i was stupid and very immature back then and i don't want to remember my old actions. the past is in the past. i understand if you're going to oppose this application for that reason. i'm fine with that. but please understand, i have learned from my mistakes. i'm trying to change for the better and erase my old deeds from this wiki. i'm trying to cover it up with a new, better and improved pistachio.

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<p style="font-weight:400;">    i actually do my job. i'm currently a mini-admin and i always try my best to fulfill my duties as one. i know multiple users who don't do their jobs, ones who are admins and mini-admins, though i won't state names. don't jump to conclusions on who it is though. i was on hiatus earlier last month and i have been active and adding categories, highlighting threads, closing threads and notifying users who are getting close to breaking the rules to stop before it's too late. due to my fucked up time zone, i'm one of the only people awake, reverting edits that nighttime vandalizers do while the majority of staff and most users are asleep. i want a staff member who can do their job, someone who can make this wiki a better place. notable examples are users such as vicks and copper and previously porcy and crabs.i look up to them. i want to be like them. their like.....heroes. kind of.

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<p style="font-weight:400;">  i want to fix this shit hole. the wiki, as we know it, isn't a very friendly place to be and the number of users breaking rules and harassing other users is increasing by each day. i want to be a hero in the night, a masked crusader, captain fucking america, or whatever. someone who fixes things and does what's right. i stay up all night for this shit. just to edit and fix errors and express my opinion. i want people to know there's hope for hell. we can fix it.......somehow. i want to be one of those people who can fix this place. make it actually open and a nicer place. i feel like a fucking idiot saying this kind of stuff, but i really want to fix this wiki. i have a slight hope for it. we need more staff members like crabs, porcy, copper and vicks. i'm sorry if you hate me. like, super duper sorry. i know that may not seem like much but i still feel absolutely awful for what i have done over my time on the wiki. i know you may not believe that i can change and i can't help but understand you. i believe that i have changed but i will not stop changing, even after this point in time. my goal is to make this wiki a better place, and if people hating me is a part of this contract, then so be it. i don't want people to hate me, don't get me wrong, please, please don't. but there are some things that i don't understand, some things that confuse me. there are times where people take something i said as offensive and i don't understand how it even was offensive in the first place. i'm not the best at this sort of stuff, talking to real life people in real life is super hard for me, so just imagine doing the exact same thing online. the pressure is constantly on me because i'm a staff member, but even if that is the case, i still manage to push through it every single goddamn day and i hope that i can manage to continue this pattern, hopefully for the rest of my time on this wiki. please be honest. i want you to tell me everything you like and dislike about me. tell me why you hate me, tell me why you oppose or support or neutral. get it off your chest. you don't have to, of course. it's preferred though. if you can tell me why you dislike me, i can improve myself so i can be the best person i can be. i have flaws, but don't we all? below this, are my requirements to become an admin. i personally believe that i meet each and every one of the requirements below perfectly or at least, somewhat decently. i hope that you are alright with my requirements and i hope they fit your needs. ~|| 2000+ edits ||~          as of the moment that i am currently writing this admin application, i currently have 9,573 edits. most of these edits were accumulated via myself adding categories to pages and talking to people in forums and on message walls though another large majority of them were from me editing my own ocs and talking on blog posts with other users of this wiki. a slight selection of these edits was accumulated by roleplaying, however, i roleplay in great detail and i just don't enjoy roleplaying on the wiki as much as i used to. i have nothing wrong with roleplaying however, i believe that it is a really fun experience and the experience just differs from person to person on this wiki. ~||  1+ years on the wiki  ||~          i have been on this wiki since april 10, 2016, meaning that, yes, i have been on the wiki for longer than a year. to be exact, i have been on this wiki for one year, nine months and three days. i have been a staff member on this wiki since may 12th, 2017. on the 12th of may, i became a discussion moderator, also known as the first staff position that i had on the wiki. on september 11th of 2017, i became a mini-admin, meaning that i have been a mini-admin for four months and three days. i have been an overall staff member for exactly eight months and one day. ~||  fluent in english  ||~         i, myself, am fluent in english. i speak multiple other variations of different languages, or at least, enough to the point where i am fluent in them and can speak more than a sentence in each. if you were perhaps wondering what those languages may be, that list includes arabic, danish, and dutch. a decently large portion of italian and spanish can also be included in there as well. you may be wondering, "why the fuck pistashit is this all in lowercase?" well to that, my answer is simple. both my shift and caps lock keys on my mac book are broken, meaning that i can't capitalize shit. i would like to apologize for this inconvenience and hope that it will be fixed very soon in the nearby future. my spelling and grammar is decent and if you have noticed yet, i have a passion for writing. i love writing which may or may not be why this is super duper long. ~||  active daily  ||~           in my personal opinion, yes, i am active daily. whether it be on the discord or on the wiki, if those two were to be combined, it is true that i am. even if i don't perform any edits or add a category or some shit, i am always on the wiki and always try to perform some sort of activity each day like adding certain categories to certain pages and deleting pages which kind of seems like i'm the only person currently doing that right now. (please help.) as of recently, the past few staff member applications have included discord as one of the reasons that they were active, or at least, one of the places where they were active. i am active on discord every single day and try my best to maintain the chaos on the official wiki server. ~||  mini-admin prior to applying  ||~       if i have not stated it enough, then yes, i am a mini-admin as of now. i have been a mini admin ever since september 11th, meaning that, as i stated before, i have been a mini-admin for four months and two days as of january the 13th, 2018 in dubai time. i try my hardest to perform all the actions that are needed and required for a mini-admin to do and perform and try to continue and maintain the requirements every single day, and in my personal opinion, i do believe that i am a decent mini-admin. i'm not the best, but i'm decent and that's good enough for me. anyways, that is all i have to say. i may add more things as the week continues as i continue to think about things that would make me a decent admin. but anyways, please tell me why you support, oppose or neutral and please do notify me if you dislike me in any sort of way and why. i also want people to tell me how i could improve myself and change myself to become a better person on this wiki and outside of it and how i can become a better and more improved staff member. i want to become the best admin that you have ever seen and the only way i can do that, is with your help. the last thing i have to say is sorry. sorry for when i got blocked and stole back in november of 2016, one year ago. sorry if i ever insulted you. sorry if this thing is just too long or looks ugly and hurts your eyes. just, sorry. ~pistachiolord, signing out    <ac_metadata title="pistachio&#039;s admin application" notify_everyone="1515862926"> </ac_metadata>