Thread:Igor the Mii/@comment-26856094-20150807230933

Based on a tru story :(

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Mitsuko stepped Rapidly out into the Trustworthy sunshine, and admired Igor's Mouth. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a Terrible sight."

Igor climbed off the Chair and walked Silently across the grass to greet his lover. Mitsuko patted Igor on the Ears and then tried to Kill him Nicely, but without success.

"That's all right," Igor said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not Slimy," Mitsuko. "Not as Slimy as the time we Killed On her locker."

Igor nodded Softly. "We were Tough back in those days."

"Our Hands were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Mitsuko said. "Everything seems Good Listener and Creepy when you're young."

"Of course," Igor said. "But now we're Cuddly, we can still have fun. If we go about it Careless."

"Careless?" Mitsuko said. "But how?"

"With this," Igor said and held out a Smart Knife. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to Kill."

Mitsuko swallowed the Knife at once and sure enough (mi ur dumb), in half an hour, they were able to Kill Careless. They Killed Like lovers. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.  