Board Thread:Yandere Simulator Fanfics/@comment-26684445-20151027215846

The Squid Sisters finish their nightly concert. As they are organizing their paperwork, 'My name is not important' from Hatred bursts in with an AK-47. He aims it at Callie and Marie, before pulling the trigger. The Squid Sisters, who did not even flinch, laughed. 'Edgy-kun' from Hatred was out of bullets. He dropped his gun to the floor.

"I guess there's only one way to settle this."

Callie mumbles a slurr of high pitched gibberish noises, roughly translating to "I guess there is."

The world fizzles around them. 'Kill all Humans' and The Squid Sisters appear in a Pokemon stadium.

The crowd (10000 54 year old men wearing Bill Cosby masks) errupts. David Bowie, Riding on a Tiger made of lightning, lowers down onto the center of the arena. He begins to sing.

"KEEP YOUR LETRIC EYES ON MEE BAAABE!

PUT YOUR RAYGUN, TO MY HEAaaaouuuuuuuuugggghhhh"

He is cut off, as Vladmir Putin erupts from it mouth, spliting the jaw of David Bowie. He announces: "ебать меня в задницу за Иисуса!" Which translates roughly to: "Welcome to Edge vs Pop, the primetime family show, with your host, METTATON!"

A really sexy robot struts into view. His beautiful legs cause 2 audience members to instantly orgasm, and die.

"Hello beauties!" The handsome robot enters with. "Its soooooo nice to be out here. Today, the squid sisters are gonna fight 'Edgemaster-5000.' And to play us a song, we have... ME! And Behtoven."

A light shines on the reanimated corpse of Behtoven, the piano sensation.

"Lhet me go, Mehtatauun. Let me dhie."

"NO, I HAVE TAKEN YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS HOSTAGE! PLAY THE PIANO for our lovely audience."

Behtoven manages to crawl to the piano. He presses one key of it, thus fufilling his obligation to Mettaton, and instantly crumbles into MTT brand waxing powder. (Buy now!) Mettaton drapes himself over the grand piano dramaticly, and sings as rose pettles fall onto him while he feeds himself grapes.

"Iiiiiiiiiiiiiim so greaaaaaaat, so beaaaauuuutiiiiiiifuuuuuuuuuuuulllllllll"

3 audience members orgasam so hard they explode, leaving MTT brand love-cream on the audience (Buy now!)

"So gooooooooooosssssshhh darn handsooooooome, suck my aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssss!"

5000 audience members explode into red and white.

"Now lets begi-"

Mettaton realizes that the squid sisters have fully cannibalized 'shadows cousin'

"Well, that was beaauuutiful! But then this happened. Im gonna go redo my makeup. Tune in next time, for more of me! Me! MEEEEE!"

Yandere chan walks in, looks around, and nervously scrapes some MTT brand love residue off the floor.

"Whoops wrong fandom"

She then leaves.

(The end) 