Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-26684445-20160707021248

"There is atleast 3 beings on the earth that bear the brand of the Trash. When one is obliterated, another is born. They work together to ensure the world becomes really, really trashy. "

-Book of Troofs, chapter 62.

"Each being of branded trash is born with an archetype. There is the destroyer, the fool, and the trashborn. The fool believes it is the trashborn, the destroyer hopes to kill the fool, believing that he is the true trashborn, and claim his title, and the trashborn manipulates both from behind the scenes, knowing they will be the first to have their brand wiped and be obliterated."

-Book of Troofs, chapter 64

Donald Trump, the Usurper sits apon a throne. Next to him sits a terminator like robot with skin loosely draped over it. It calls itself "Hillarly Clinton." infront of both of them kneels YandereDev, the third of the trash. He looks up at King Trump, and announces:

"WE NEED TO CHANGE THE CONSENT LAWS SO YOU TAKE A SEX TEST AND IF YOU PASS YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH WHOEVER YOU WANT SO A 7 YEAR OLD CAN FUCK A 40 YEAR OLD IF THEY BOTH PASS THE SEX TEST!!!"

King Trumps has that stupid fucking look on his face, the one he gets when he is going to say something really fucking stupid. He begins to say something, but is cut off by the robot at his side.

"IT IS DONE." Says the, again, gross looking robot.

A smile spreads across the Devs face as he turns around. "Trash will consume all... heh heh heh..."

This new Law getting announced caused a huge uproar, and cries for revolution, from many, including... you guessed it, your character! Unless they are for the other team, in which case, you seek to be a patriot and snuff out the rebels! All must band together if we are to stand against the forces of garbage. And the first step is to find out the council of trash's identities- you only know one at this moment, and that person is DONALD TRUMP, THE USURPER. Perhaps you can interrogate him, read his diary, who knows?

I will be helping out for this rp, controlling the non player characters, like Trump and all the others you will meet. I will also help with the stories development. You can also consult a in-rp-website on this worlds lore, just say "LORECOMPUTER: Tell me about (x)." and then I will answer. As the computer. You can also go onto LORECOMPUTER:CORNHUB. And I will send you a picture of corn. Perhaps sexy corn. Who knows?

Well, without further bullfuckery, lets begin. 