Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-27444479-20160309215621/@comment-26106708-20160309225855

How about instead of the above...
 * Being kicked: (name) has been murdered by (name of kicker)
 * Entering: (name) has entered Akademi High School!
 * Leaving chat: (name) has left the school to call the police!
 * Away under name text: Stalking their rival!

*Being kicked: (username) has been caught being suspicious by (username)!

*Entering: (username) has entered the school, and is changing their shoes!

*Leaving chat: (username) is being a typical Loner!

*AFK text: (username) is attending an event!