Thread:PISTACHIOLORD/@comment-32142359-20170529090635

Central scrutinizer: We take you now to a garage in canoga park

(it makes its own sauce... if you add water)

It wasn't very large There was just enough room to cram the drums In the corner over by the dodge It was a fifty-four

With a mashed up door And a cheesy little amp With a sign on the front said "fender champ" And a second-hand guitar It was a stratocaster with a whammy bar

We could jam in joe's garage His mama was screamin' His dad was mad <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">We was playin' the same old song

<span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">In the afternoon 'n sometimes we would <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">Play it all night long <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">It was all we knew, 'n easy too <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">So we wouldn't get it wrong <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">All we did was bend the string like. ..

<span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">Hey! <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">Down in joe's garage <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">We didn't have no dope or lsd <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">But a coupla quartsa beer

<span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">Would fix it so the intonation <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">Would not offend yer ear <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">And the same old chords goin' over 'n over <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">Became a symphony

<span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">We could play it again 'n again 'n again <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">'Cause it sounded good to me <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">One more time!

<span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">We could jam in joe's garage <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">His mama was screamin', <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">"turn it down!" <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">We was playin' the same old song

<span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">In the afternoon 'n sometimes we would <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">Play it all night long <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">It was all we knew, 'n easy too <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">So we wouldn't get it wrong <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">Even if you played it on a saxophone

<span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">We thought we was pretty good <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">We talked about keepin' the band together <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">'n we figured that we should <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">'cause about this time we was gettin' the eye <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">From the girls in the neighborhood <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">They'd all come over 'n dance around like. ..

<span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">So we picked out a stupid name <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">Had some cards printed up for a coupla bucks <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">'n we was on our way to fame <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">Got matching suits

<span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">'n beattle boots <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">'n a sign on the back of the car <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">'n we was ready to work in a go-go bar <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">One two three four <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">Let's see if you've got some more!

<span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">People seemed to like our song <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">They got up 'n danced 'n made a lotta noise <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">An' it wasn't 'fore very long <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">A guy from a company we can't name

<span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">Said we oughta take his pen <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">'n sign on the line for a real good time <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">But he didn't tell us when <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">These "good times" would be somethin'

<span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">That was really happenin' <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">So the band broke up <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">An' it looks like <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">We will never play again...

<span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">Guess you only get one chance in life <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">To play a song that goes like...

<span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">Turn it down! <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">Turn it down! <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">I have children sleeping here. . . <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">Don't you boys know any nice songs?

<span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">Well the years was rollin' by <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">Heavy metal 'n glitter rock <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">Had caught the public eye <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">Snotty boys with lipstick on

<span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">Was really flyin' high <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">'n then they got that disco thing <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">'n new wave came along <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">'n all of a sudden I thought the time

<span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">Had come for that old song <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">We used to play in "joe's garage" <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">And if I am not wrong <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">You will soon be dancin' to the. ..

<span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">Central scrutinizer: <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">The white zone is for loading and unloading only. <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">If you gotta load or unload, go to the white zone...

<span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">I said the years was rollin' by, yeah <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">The years was rollin' by...

<span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">I'm calling the police!

<span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">So the years was rollin' by...

<span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">I did it!

<span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">So the years was rollin' by...

<span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">They'll be here... shortly!

<span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">By, by, the years was rollin' by...

<span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">This is the police...

<span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">I'm not joking around anymore!

<span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">Come out! <span style="color:rgb(71,71,71);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:17px;font-weight:normal;">We have the garage surrounded

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