Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32262594-20170612191936/@comment-28110025-20170612195052

Hmmm...

I'd befriend you over the course of many years, gaining your trust slowly. I would sabotage your other relationships, making your family and all other friends hate you, so I would be your only solace in the world. Eventually I'd get a third party to spread rumors about you, giving you the lowest reputation in school. Once more, the only person you can turn to for support is me. Eventually I'll orchestrate an event in which you'll find me talking to someone else - maybe the afformentioned third party - about how hanging out with you has caused my reputation to fall along with my grades, and I saw no future being friends with you. Eventually you'd confront me about this, and I'd break down into tears. "I'm sorry," I'd sob, "I'm so sorry. You weren't supposed to see that. I could never leave your side, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Not wanting to lose your only friend in the world, you'd eventually come to forgive me, and we'd become even closer than ever. Eventually, I'd have the third party spread rumors about myself, mostly about my relationship with you. I'd slowly begin to become a shut-in, to the point where you were all alone in the world, or at least felt like it. One day, a few weeks after that, I'd confront you, and tell you that you're my closest friend in the world. Thank you for everything. The next day is the straw that breaks the camel's back. I'd fake my own death, and leave a suicide note claiming that "I can't live in a world where my only friend is the one who ruined my life" or something like that. You would be emotionally broken, and likely take your own life soon after. After that, I guess I'd retire to somewhere tropical and warm.