Craig

Craig is the PE teacher at Akademi high. (WIP)

About
Craig is the current P.E. Teacher at Akademi High, and still believes he is in Colorado, just in a nightmare dimension where there are no Football teams. The reason behind this is that he came to Japan because his friends dared him to while he was drunk and or high. When he got to Japan, he stole a couch from a family and crashed in a sewer. However, his house in Colorado was virtually indistinguishable from a sewer so when he awoke he thought he was home. He now believes that all of his friends from Colorado were figments of his imagination (Due to their absence) and says "It wouldnt be the first time."

Craig is also a medical oddity- he has around 23 confirmed concussions and he is still alive. His bizarre body composition has made it so that he could survive the decades of drug abuse and bar fights.

Appearance
Craig is decently round, and wears a stained orange tracksuit. He has gross blonde and grey hair.

Personality
Craig is a douchebag.

Trivia

 * If Craig had a voice actor, it would be H. Jon Benjamin.
 * Craig is a medical oddity. If anyone else had been through what he had, they would have kicked the bucket long ago.
 * Because of this, many students refer to him as 'It'.