Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-26684445-20160707021248/@comment-26684445-20160707041552

Chariot Dude wrote: Stevie, far away from everyone else (like, 3 blocks, who wants to walk that far on a day like this), works to disable the childblock on his LORECOMPUTER. For some reason, bypassing the lock is as simple as filling out a survey for your preferred beverage: Pepsi or Coke. Stevie, being alergic to both liquids, has never tried either. Which should he choose? Clearly, his choice will benefit one brand, but what about the other? What will happen to all of the representatives of the other's company? Surely, they have families that they will not be able to support if not given Stevie's vote. If Stevie had tried both and had a preference, perhaps he could set aside these feelings for the greater good of letting the world know his favorite drink. However, the very weight of the world sits on his shoulders.

It takes him hours to finally choose to flip a coin. The coin lands on tails - Pepsi - so he fills in the bubble next to it's logo. It takes him another hour to finally click enter. Stevie is overcome with guilt as he watches Coca Cola fall in tha stock market. Thousands of Coca Cola workers and their families are cast out into the cold, all because Stevie chose Pepsi.

But Stevie must move on. There's no going back now. He finds a little solace in the fact that all of those people won't die in vain, as Stevie had a goal in mind.

"LORECOMPUTER: C-cornhub!" Stevie barely says before breaking into tears.

So. Much. Corn.