CrystaltheCool's Parody AU

In this AU by CrystaltheCool, all the self-insert OCs of users a parodied with their negative traits amplified to comical extremes. This AU is designed to reflect how bad the issues on this wiki could become if nothing changes.

Premise
The self-insert OCs all attend one school (canon characters and other OCs don't exist aside from being the OCs of the self-inserts), creatively named "The School for Fun and Up-and-Coming Writers", which was made by students, for students! What could possibly go wrong?

Everything, that's what.